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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:36 PM
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Poll question: Advice from Dr. Phil, or a swift kick in the nuts?
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:39 PM
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1. I'm staring at that photo of Phil,
and I'm wondering, What is it about him that makes him look like a human penis?
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:40 PM
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2. BAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The Donkey Donating Member (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:41 PM
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4. Perhaps it's that
Circumsized head on his shoulders.
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TBreeze Donating Member (393 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:41 PM
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6. true
:rofl:
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TBreeze Donating Member (393 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:40 PM
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3. I dunno
How do YOU feel about it? And how's that workin' for ya? :P
That man gets on my nerves.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:44 PM
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10. Well, I can't kick MYSELF in the nuts...
...and I'm certainly not going to ask YOU to do it for me.

:evilgrin:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:47 PM
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12. You could if you did yoga.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:48 PM
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14. Well, that's hardly an incentive, is it?
DAMN, I think I'll go on Amazon right now and order a half a dozen Yoga CDs so I can learn to kick myself in the nuts.

:evilgrin:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:51 PM
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17. No, I'm just sayin' is all...
You asked the questions. :-)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:41 PM
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5. my sister watches that show every day
and calls me to ask if i'm watching it so she can discuss something that just happened. :eyes: i gotta love her though.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:42 PM
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7. I would listen solemnly to his advice,
nod, smile, and then kick HIM in the nuts.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:42 PM
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8. Well, I have no nuts
But I'd gladly offer someone else's rather than watch that idiot.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:44 PM
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9. Ummm.....I don't have any nuts.
What is my other option? It would have to be something pretty gruesome before I'd pick the advice from Dr. Phil.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:46 PM
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11. I guess the most painful and traumatic nut equivalent...
:evilgrin:
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:47 PM
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13. There's a difference ?
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:49 PM
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15. Hehehe.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:49 PM
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16. It's a fine distinction...
...sort of like a fine, aged Brie cheese and a used baby's diaper. To me, they are one in the same.

:evilgrin:
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:51 PM
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18. You have no option for those of us who have no nuts....
So, in the absence of such a choice I will say I'd prefer a kick anywhere rather than a session with Dr Phil. Therapy is a long term committment and true change happens over a period of time not in just a few sessions.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:55 PM
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20. Obviously you don't understand Hit-and-Run Therapy

similar results to other hit and run phenomena
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 05:51 PM
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19. Dr. Phil's nuts!
:silly:
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