Post something here and I will...uh...I don't know. I won't spit on you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

How's that?

[Left Is Write]

1. Yeah, but

will you at least look at me inappropriately?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Consider yourself not spit on, and looked at TOTALLY inappropriately

and somewhat coquettishly.

[Left Is Write]

12. Perfect.

:D

[terrya]

2. Save some saliva, sir.

I decided to be alliterative. :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. There, I didn't spit on you, either

consider yourself spit free, at least from my spit.

[JimmyJazz]

4. Well, I suppose not being spit on is a good thing so...

okay.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. You are officially not being spit on by me

Congratulations!!

[jswordy]

7. Wow, I'd better post. Only thread on DU where that is not a possibility!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. This is true! It's Rabrrrrrr's NoRabrrrrrrSpit(tm)Zone(tm)!

[Q3JR4]

9. So if I didn't post here,

you would spit on me?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Possibly, but I can't promise it

[salinen]

11. Why refrain from spitting on me?

Nobody else does.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Nobody else refrains, or nobody else spits on you?

And I'm not spitting because this is the NoRabrrrrrrSpit(tm)Zone(tm)!!

[kmla]

13. Sure we can't spit one someone?

'Cuz' I'm durn ready to...

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. You can spit all you want to

the only parameter in this thread is that *I* won't spit on anyone here who posts something.