Can you hear me now?

[yvr girl]

Well can ya?

[DrDebug]

1. SPEAK UP LASSIE I CAN'T HEAR YOU! n/t

[yvr girl]

3. DAMN

[Mikimouse]

42. Why do they call her Lassie?

:evilgrin:

[DrDebug]

44. Because I'm pretending to be a deaf old guy

What Can a Young Lassie
Tune. What shall I do with an auld man?

What can a young lassie,
What shall a young lassie,
What can a young lassie,
Do wi' an auld man?
Bad luck on the penny
That tempted my minnie
To sell her puir Jenny
For siller an' lan'!

He's always compleenin
Frae mornin to eennin;
He hoasts and he hirples
The weary day lang;
He's doylt and he's dozin;
His blude it is frozen --
O, dreary's the night
Wi' a crazy auld man!

He hums and he hankers,
He frets and he cankers,
I never can please him
Do a' that I can.
He's peevish an' jealous
Of a' the young fellows --
O, dool on the day
I met wi' an auld man!

My old auntie Katie
Upon me tak pity,
I'll do my endeavour
To follow her plan:
I'll cross him an' wrack him
Until I heartbreak him,
And then his auld brass
Will buy me a new pan.

http://www.worldburnsclub.com/poems/translations/619.htm

[Mikimouse]

45. Ahhhh, now I understand...I thought that it was a reference to...

the movie Porky's.:hide: :evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

2. huh?

did you say something?

[yvr girl]

5. I'm just going to shut up now

[NewJeffCT]

8. nah, speak up

it's part of your charm.

[yvr girl]

10. I'm just not a yeller

[NewJeffCT]

15. me, neither

I wasn't voted shyest in my class in high school for nothing!

[Jara sang]

4. Damn, I've had my speakers turned down this whole time.

I didn't know DU had sound.

[yvr girl]

6. I've been calling you

I thought you were ignoring me

[Beer Snob-50]

7. Hello!

In the office for awhile this am. good morning.

[yvr girl]

11. Long time no see

How have you been?

[Beer Snob-50]

17. i have been good

been a bachelor for the last week as my wife was on the left coast with some of her friends. how have things been with you. as i look around here this am looks like some stuff went down with bannings and the like.

[yvr girl]

19. Oh, ya - there's been drama aplenty

You're coming in on the end of it. Everyone will have a hangover today.

[Beer Snob-50]

26. I am sorry that work and such keeps me from doing this!!

do you still post nekkid at all?? LOL

[yvr girl]

29. Only in secret

But now that the fun isn't over anymore, I might give a few hints.

[Beer Snob-50]

30. hmmmmmmmmmm!!!

:evilgrin: :spank:

[progmom]

9. loud and clear

very clicky keyboard you have.

[yvr girl]

12. I resent that

My keyboard is not CLIQUEY

[progmom]

18. sweetheart?

everything about you is cliquey.

people meet you and they immediately want to form a clique with you.

or a super secret society.

[yvr girl]

24. You know, I think we forgot to have our super secret society

meeting in Boston. I sure don't have any minutes from it.

I guess we HAVE to get together again.

[progmom]

25. I think the meeting was Friday night.

I'll look to see if you left any minutes in my laptop.

:P

[yvr girl]

28. You didn't have me typing them did you?

Could be scary. Was it at the bar or at the hotel?

[progmom]

33. I thought it was at the hotel.

I have something here on a word document.

Let me cut and paste it...

RivAvtcsts - "i frimnk we sHoujfld axe sNifffa toooo jouin"
porrooogmom - "ha haha hahah hahha haaa haaha haaa ha aha haa ha"
jimmmmmyjexxxx- (faceplant)
yivvvvvverrrrgrrl- "im' drunkle. am i bivver?"
bittyyyell- "did prrroofgmoum jest faoul on teh flour?"
revaztx- "hahahahahah heee heee"
prooogmom - "heh heh hhehe heh hah ha ha hahee hee hee bwaaaaa haaaa"
yvrgrl - "teh rou,,m is spining or ish thaaat my heafd?"

[yvr girl]

34. OMG - that is so funny

:rofl:

[BlondieK143]

13. Did someone say something?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

20. Are you ignoring me?

That makes me sad.

[BlondieK143]

23. I'd NEVER ignore you.

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

27. You just wont divulge your secret plans to me

Don't think that I'm not still pouting. :loveya:

[BlondieK143]

31. Aww man!

I thought you'd forgotten about that by now! :D

[yvr girl]

32. I might even put you on ignore if you don't tell me

I'm a world class pouter.

[BlondieK143]

35. h puhLease.

then you'd miss out on aLL the fun!

[yvr girl]

36. I have my spies

They'd report back to me.

[BlondieK143]

37. fine then

i don't Love you either. :cry:

[yvr girl]

38. You're just trying to manipulate me with tears

I can do that too. :cry:

[BlondieK143]

39. you sure can

but it stiLL doesn't mean that i'm going to teLL you.

[yvr girl]

40. bitch

;-)

[BlondieK143]

41. whore

;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. And a very good morning to you, my dear yvr girl!

I hear you, loud and clear, and as progmom pointed out, you have a clackety keyboard! Come to think of it, *um*, so do I! Hope you're going to have a lovely day...Is the sun out yet? You've had some rain recently, I think...It is beautiful here today...

:hi:



:loveya:

[yvr girl]

21. The weather person just gave the day an upgrade

No longer predicting rain. We get showers instead.

[jonnyblitz]

16. i think i hear yiv off in the distance...

sounds like her.....:P

[yvr girl]

22. I hope she's not singing

Because no one needs to hear that in the morning.

[I aint Miss Behaving]

43. Commercials at DU!?

Weird concept!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. Hello there, I ain't Miss Behaving!

WELCOME TO DU! Enjoy your stay at this madcap place...