If you don't have a Y chromosome, and drive a sports car

[DS1]

it means you've got small tits.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. I have man boobs but no Y chromosome

and no sports car...

where does that leave me?

[DS1]

4. Then why would you want to drive anywhere?

You've got everything you need right there! :P

[short bus president]

2. or a big johnson?

:P

[JVS]

3. I thought it was penis envy

[DS1]

6. No, that's what SUVs are for

Their's the female equivalent of the Chinese Red Army driving around in America, taking their kids to soccer practice, and bemoaning their small chests.

It's true. Don't even try argue, or I'll wave my cupped hand towards you.

[nytemare]

5. I do not have small boobies!!

And even if I did, that would just make driving my Mustang GT more streamlined and aerodynamic!!

:P

[Shell Beau]

7. Well I don't have either!!!!

[DS1]

8. You drive a Saturn, don't you

:P

[matcom]

9. Mrs Matcom does drive a Saturn

wanna rephrase? :D

[DS1]

10. No. This isn't a theory, it's an infalliable fact.

I drive a Seqway, and I'm hung like a fricking RHINO!

[matcom]

17. careful

she is lurking :D

[DS1]

18. Don't care

:eyes:

[matcom]

19. ok. i've PM'd her

told her to unleash her "boobs of mass destruction" on yo ASS :D

[DS1]

20. OOOOOOOHHHHH

I thought you meant the one with the funny hat

:hi:

/grovelling

[Bouncy Ball]

24. LMAO

This explains why you think BJs are such a gift. Seems most women would be wary of that.

[Shell Beau]

28. I drive an Accord.

I'm not into sports cars really, I mean I'll take one if anyone's giving them out. But no flat chested girl here! I'd actually prefer it. :)

[redqueen]

11. I wish

I wanna go braless. :(

[DS1]

12. Tinted windows

;-)

[hippiechick]

13. Define sports car

... And then define small tits. :P

[DS1]

14. Under 3500 pounds gross weight. More than 140 horsepower.

So flat the floor is jealous

[hippiechick]

15. How 'bout one of these ?

I'm a 38DD - all natural - BTW .... :P

[DS1]

16. You lie

Even the Pope has signed off on my fact.

:D

[hippiechick]

22. The Pope's just jealous

... cause he doesn't have a hot little British sports car. :P

[petronius]

21. I think you posted the wrong picture!

we believe you about the car... :)

[seemunkee]

26. I thought it was

2 seats, rear wheel drive and a ragtop

[ReadTomPaine]

40. True sports cars don't have ragtops, they compromise rigidity and weight

And yes, I know that's hotly debated. It's just that everyone who disagrees is wrong. Oh regarding the criteria, 140 HP doesn't even cut it in an economy hatchback these days and 3400 pounds is enough weight for "manboobs" on any sports car.

These days, a true sports car is around 3000 pounds (still too heavy really) with at least 250-300 horsepower and 2 seats. There are a few exceptions, but there always are.

Class dismissed. ;)

[DS1]

41. I was trying include classic imports

Hell, the older Ferraris barely touched 200 hp.

[ReadTomPaine]

43. True - that's why I mentioned "these days"

Not every Ferrari is a sports car, they also made and make many GTs that are some of their most popular models. Classically - I'd agree with your description save for the weight.

Older sports cars were featherweights compared to today's cars which are so heavy due to federally mandated safety technology, some of which is a good idea and some of which is there to keep other makers out of our market.

Back in the 50's, 60's and much of the 70's 2000 pounds was considered heavy for a true sports car. There are precious few vehicles these days that low weight, the Lotus Elise is one. Not surprisingly, it does very well with just 190 horsepower. Even a new Mini can top 2700-2800 pounds with the right options.

Lol am I taking this too seriously or what? I am just a hopeless gearhead.

Here's a gorgeous Dino for you:

[DS1]

44. Yes, that is gorgeous

With some larger wheels and lower profile tires and stiff shocks I'll bet that would be a really zippy car. Not to say it isn't already.

And what's the diff between a sports car and a GT, I didn't know there was one

[Book Lover]

45. Blaspheme!

You want to put low profiles on a Ferrari? The world's upside down!

[DS1]

46. NO no, not super low profiles like some shitty pimp car

something like 55s

[Book Lover]

47. OK, OK

Sorry if I overreacted :-) I just love the tires the Dino already has; nice and knobby.

[ReadTomPaine]

49. GT short for Gran Turismo (like the game)

GTs are larger and heavier, built with an eye toward touring as well as performance. They often have 2+2 seating and luxurious interiors, but retain the high performance engines and most of the suspension/handling improvements of sports cars.

In modern American terms a sports car is a Corvette and the GTO is a GT. Import-wise, the RX-7 was a sports car, the RX-8 is a GT.

GTO


Corvette


RX-8


RX-7

[ReadTomPaine]

50. Oh BTW - the Dino is just 45 inches high.

It's around 2000 pounds and 200 horsepower.

[Bouncy Ball]

23. That's easily figured out in most cases just by looking.

The whole big penis, small penis thing? Not so easily figured out.

I don't have a Y chromosome, I've always wanted a sports car and....I'm not small up top. What does that mean?

[FuzzySlippers]

25. Well, I have tiny boobies and no sports car.

I am very sad.:(

(For the record, my boobies really aren't all that small.)

[Bouncy Ball]

27. So what are they?

Medium?

I can't believe I just asked that.

[Tsiyu]

29. Wow. You thought that up all by yourself?

You are awesome.

I really mean it. i love you. Right on, brother....or sister

[DS1]

30. Oh, did I leave something out?

Like a :sarcasm: tag

[Book Lover]

31. My turbo's up to 13 psi

and my boobs are just fine, thank you young man :-)

[SOteric]

32. I've got at least one big boob.

;-)

[Left Is Write]

33. What does it mean if I have no Y chromosome, and I drive a minivan?

Wait. I don't think I want to know.

[SarahB]

37. Probably too stacked for our own good.

:shrug:

[Solly Mack]

34. whew....no sports car here

But I wonder, if I do buy one, will I get a breast reduction in the bargain?

[skygazer]

35. Well, I have small tits

Where's my sports car? :grr:

[DS1]

36. underneath my moped

;-)

[libodem]

38. does the '99 firebird

(that I bought during my midlife-crisis) count? My chest measures 42". I just ran out to the garage, grabbed the tape measure and checked, for sure. :)

[Nikia]

39. I drive a dodge avenger

I am 36C and only weigh 110 lbs. When I was heavier, I was a D cup.

[sparky_in_ma]

42. O.K.

As soon as I save enough...I'll buy you the sports car.:P

[blue neen]

48. I drive a Monte Carlo SS.

Technically, that's probably not a sports car, but it goes like a bat out of hell. I think the horsepower is a 34D.