Sixteen word thread

[Wonk]

including your subject lines. Talk about anything but make it exactly sixteen words.

[leftist_rebel1569]

1. Why exactly sixteen words?

What, is three not good enough anymore? Why 16? Why not 7?

[Wonk]

5. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently

sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." - *

[Wonk]

10. By the way, you broke THE rule of the sixteen word thread:

use exactly sixteen words.

[curse10]

2. This is sort of like writing haikus

but at least I don't have to count syllables.

[Maddy McCall]

3. My knee hurts...

because I ran my go-cart off a bridge--now I'm a limping bitch.

[Terwilliger]

4. I think George W. Bush is a traitor and he should be impeached

how about that?

[Gore1FL]

6. According to British Intelligence Sources

George W. Bush is the elected leader of the American people.

[classics]

7. Vote Quimby!

Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby! Vote Quimby!

[aquaman]

8. Well

It is late, I am listening to mellow piano new age music and I hate Bush.
On edit I have 17, damn it, I can't do anything right.

[44wax]

9. The stupid motherfucker lied

like the krakkhead goon that Babs and Wimpy raised him to be.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Don't get all caught up on the number of words when the fact is

he lied.

[Best_man23]

12. Bush Lied, Cheney Lied, Ashcroft Lied, Condi Lied

Soldiers died, Surplus died, Freedom died, Truth died