Get me da hell outta the 700 club!

[hippiepunk]

Whadda ya say? Wanna ask me a question?

[hippiepunk]

1. Puh-leeeze?

[hippiepunk]

2. I'm gonna keep kickin this till somebody responds.

Just be prepared for that.

[jonnyblitz]

3. why do you want to get out of the 700 club? nt

[hippiepunk]

4. Because,

I'm allergic to numbers that start with 7. Every time I post, I break out in a rash!

[jonnyblitz]

11. does the rash itch? nt

[hippiepunk]

16. Oh god, yes.

[enigmatic]

5. Does Pat Robertson wear a toupee?

[hippiepunk]

6. Yes, God told me so.

[enigmatic]

13. Is he going to call Pat home if he doesn't stop wearing it sideways?

[hippiepunk]

15. Pat will never die.

He's not really human.

[hickman1937]

7. You've got a ways to go.

Here's a boost.

[hippiepunk]

9. Thank you,

I'm one step closer to freedom from the dreaded 700 club.

[hippiepunk]

10. double post

sorry bout that

[xmas74]

8. How do you spell moron?

[hippiepunk]

17. "Moran" of course.

[xmas74]

18. Correct! Now spell loser.

[hippiepunk]

19. "looser?"

[xmas74]

20. Correct.

Now tell me why liberals hate America.

[hippiepunk]

22. They hate our freedom?

And they are godless commie pinko LIEbrul scum?

[xmas74]

52. Correct.

Now tell me why Bush is the second coming.

[hippiepunk]

53. God chose him,

and He talks to him, and Bush stopped drinking? Oh, oh and he's batshit crazy?

[xmas74]

54. You forgot about the fact that he masturbates

horses.

[hippiepunk]

56. Hmmm..

sorry about that, what's the next question?

[xmas74]

57. Why do you hate America?

(you know that's all they can ask).

[hippiepunk]

59. Because,

DU corrupted me! :silly:

[Maine-ah]

12. Hello hippiepunk!

How was your day today?

[hippiepunk]

14. Good,

I found out my grade on the Fetal Pig, B baby!

[Maine-ah]

21. ICK.

good thing I've got a good stomach, I'm eating dinner. Lets keep the fetal pig down to a minimum.....

[hippiepunk]

23. But I love talking about it!

Now, what can we discuss?

[MrScorpio]

24. Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, hippiepunk.

You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, hippiepunk?

[hippiepunk]

25. No, sir

Please don't kill me!

[CubsFan1982]

26. Did you throw the grenade at Bush?

:P

[hippiepunk]

27. I don't think so.

My arm hurts, I couldn't have thrown it.

[sparky_in_ma]

28. What happens if Jesus sees his shadow on Easter?

:evilgrin:

[hippiepunk]

29. Umm..

The Rapture comes early!

[sparky_in_ma]

30. Nope

:spank: Try again.

[hippiepunk]

31. Dammit!

Jesus doesn't get resurrected? Because it's on Easter?

[sparky_in_ma]

33. : )

There's six more weeks of winter.:D

[hippiepunk]

35. Jesus is a groundhog?

I thought that was for groundhog's day. :crazy:

[sparky_in_ma]

37. He's taking it over.

Making a play for all major holidays. Didn't get the memo, did you?

[hippiepunk]

39. Even Hannakuh?

I miss all these memos!

[sparky_in_ma]

42. Especially Hanukkah!

You've got to get out of the 700 club quick. If they're keeping you that far out of the loop, who do you think they'll come looking for when it's human sacrifice time?:scared:

[hippiepunk]

44. AAAAH!

How often are the sacrifices? Once a month?

[sparky_in_ma]

46. Whenever the lord calls them.

You never know. We do the same thing on DU from time to time.

[hippiepunk]

48. Oh, shit, I better hurry!

:scared:

[dolo amber]

32. hippiepunk, eh?

Do you regularly kick your own ass? :7

;)

[hippiepunk]

34. All the time.

It's painful.

[Maine-ah]

36. here, I'll give you a kicking ass...

:dem:

[hippiepunk]

38. Ouch!

:kick:

[Maine-ah]

40. you like it and you know it!!!

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

[hippiepunk]

41. I never said I didn't like it!

:evilgrin:

[Maine-ah]

43. should ha' known...

:evilgrin:

[hippiepunk]

45. ...

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:7

[Maine-ah]

47. well, just keep posting and we'll both be outa' the 700 club.....

[hippiepunk]

49. Alright,

it's always good to help a fellow unfortunate member of the club.

[Maine-ah]

50. why thanks...

so, you disected a pig today, now that dinner is over...

what was that like? When I was in HS I only got to disect a frog and that was bad enough.

[hippiepunk]

51. We've been dissecting 'em for weeks.

We had our practicum last week and I got the grade back today. The average was pretty much an F, so I'm satisfied. And it's disgusting by the way. :puke:

[Maine-ah]

55. ya' know.....

some people are just f'ing stupid. STUPID I tell ya!

[hippiepunk]

58. Yeah, they are.

Especially people who post stupid "get me outta the 700 club threads." Man, I hate people like that.

[Maine-ah]

60. ok, fine be that way I won't help you.....

:P

[hippiepunk]

61. Sorry,

:cry: Can you ever forgive me?

[Maine-ah]

62. I can hold a grudge for a long time, I have been holding one since

2000....

But since this is not nearly as bad as selecting the chimp, I suppose I'll let it slide.....

this time.... :P

[hippiepunk]

63. Thank God.

You are after all, the catalyst for most of this thread. Without your backing it woulda dropped like a rock. ;)

[Maine-ah]

64. well, you were there for mine,

and I am now almost out of here, so it has it's benefits....:evilgrin:

[hippiepunk]

66. sweet

Good to know that I'm helpin' you out.

[hippiepunk]

65. A clarification.

The last post wasn't meant to disrespect anyone who helped me. Maine-ah just the one who told me about a 700 club post. Sorry about that.

[jonnyblitz]

67. hey hippiepunk, how many more to go?

:hi:

[hippiepunk]

68. 53

:hi:

[jonnyblitz]

69. how many? i couldnt hear you..

:crazy:

[hippiepunk]

70. 51!

[Maine-ah]

71. I think you might have less than that.

check out how many posts you have on your last post, then look at the count on your previous posts. You'll notice that they are all the same.

I have no idea why this happens, I'm pretty computer illiterate, but I can surf, and I can type, and that's all I need.....

[hippiepunk]

72. Yeah I know that,

it's just happens so if you look at an old post, it won't say you have less posts than you actually have.

[hickman1937]

73. Damn, aren't you out yet?

Did you know that the average person releases nearly a pint of intestinal gas by flatulence every day?

[hippiepunk]

74. Hmmm..

No, I can't say I did know that.

[Maine-ah]

75. well, it's 8pm here, and the boob tube is calling me

plus my husband probably wants the computer. He's usually the hog. So, Goodluck hippiepunk, it looks like we got you pretty far!

No one should have to suffer the 700 Club. In fact, I propose that DU cuts those numbers right out and everyone advances to 800 posts once you hit 700.

[hippiepunk]

76. See ya Maine-ah,

and thanks for all the help! :hi:

[hippiepunk]

77. Thanks everybody,

It sure as hell helps. But for right now, I gotta leave the computer and do work so, see ya.

[hippiepunk]

78. I'm back!

I now you all were anxiously awaiting my return. :sarcasm:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

79. Hey there, hippiepunk!

Seems to me we've talked before, didn't we? About California? Anyway, congratulations on escaping the 700 Club! Or did you, yet? I thought you did, but I just woke up from my nap, and maybe my eyes aren't working too well just now...

Hang in there, you'll get out if you haven't yet!

:hug:

I remember now; we DID talk about California! You asked me if I was as happy about being here as you are, or something like that...

[hippiepunk]

80. Yep, we did.

But I aint out yet.

[hickman1937]

81. 40 away. Keep trying.

Did you know that you inhale over 3000 gallons of air every day?

[hippiepunk]

82. No, I didn't know that,

thanks for the boost!

[Huckebein the Raven]

83. ...

:evilgrin: