Oo, oo, ah, ah

[Pale Blue Dot]

The powerful monkey lobby has recently taken off its diaper and thrown it down, gauntlet-like, as a challenge to we humans. I for one, would like to pick up that diaper!

Earlier this year, pioneering monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced what can only be described as the magnum opus of monkey literature. Five pages long, composed on a computer, it consisted of a whole lot of S's, a few A's, J's, L's and an M or two. Yet when it was completed, monkeys and monkey lovers everywhere hailed it as a major achievement. I hate to sound like a spoil sport, but I could do that. And in less time, I'll bet.

The monkeys, the often arrogant Sulawesi crested macaques, also urinated and defecated on the computer and hit it with a rock. Again, I could do that.

http://www.michaeljnelson.com/home/other.aspx

If you don't know who Michael Nelson is, you owe it to yourself to get aquainted...

[aquaman]

1. I was wondering if your DU name is....

based on a love of Neil Finn?

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. That's it!

You win the prize! :-)