Help! I have bats in my belfry!

[JimmyJazz]

It had to be said. :P

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Tell us something we don't know!!

[SOteric]

2. I actually contemplated saying it about 7 minutes ago.

:7

[swimmernsecretsea]

3. I used to...

Then, I tried this brand-new shelfpaper called "Nobatinthebelfry Milady" ! Works great, and there's that fresh springtime scent...mmmmm.

[hfojvt]

4. use a tennis racket, or just open a window/door

and they will fly out.
That does not work in the daytime though, because bats will not fly in the light - it hurts their eyes.
Are you sure they are bats, or are they flying squirrels?

[JimmyJazz]

6. Thank you. But, this is just a silly copycat - and a very bad

silly copy cat thread at that, apparently. :o

[hfojvt]

12. you think I did not know that?

What could be sillier than a serious answer to a silly copycat?
Now I know how you really feel about me. If you respected me, you would have laughed. :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

21. I did laugh!

I ALWAYS laugh when people post serious stuff to silly threads!

[Debi]

5. Yes, but do you have bees in your brain?

Hmmmm:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

7. Ah - it's nice to laugh.

:D

[Debi]

29. *whew*

I was afraid you'd send me to ATA....opps, can't do that anymore....now I can say Bees all I want

BEES BEES BEES BEES ;)

[miss_kitty]

8. Wah Wah Wah Waaaaaahhhhhhhh!

your copycatress you! :P

[JimmyJazz]

9. I rarely post copycats - my brain doesn't usually function that way!

I also pretty much suck at captioning photos, so I don't even try. Let's face it, I'm lame :o

[miss_kitty]

Have you tried that upload thingy yet?

or are you too damn busy posting Copy cats to try :7

[JimmyJazz]

19. No - I tried and couldn't get it to work. Let's face it -

I'm not you when it comes to this stuff. I'll play with it a little later tonite. Thank you for sending me the picture though :D

[Dr.Phool]

10. Winged or Louisville Slugger?

[JimmyJazz]

15. Louisville Slugger - autographed by Manny Trillo.

:o How did you know?

[megatherium]

22. Next time you're in Louisville, check out the Slugger museum.

They've put the Hillerich and Bradsby bat factory downtown; they'll give you a tour before you go into the museum. Leaning against the museum is a 125-foot-tall baseball bat. Lots of fun for baseball fans.

http://www.sluggermuseum.org/

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. You don't have a belfry, you ninny.

[JimmyJazz]

17. But, if I did, there'd be bats in it.

I'm pretty sure.

[FuzzySlippers]

13. Me too.

:crazy:

[Dr.Phool]

14. Thats nothin'

I had a CAT scan on my head, and the found Cats!!

[Theres-a]

16. Could be worse

.

[Dr.Phool]

20. That looks like

What I felt like this morning.

[JimmyJazz]

23. I don't think that's the image you intended to post

it's probably different from what you are seeing - it's really gross and needs to be edited. Plus, it's telling us that you "stole the image"

Thanks :hi:

BTW - I did that once myself - I could see the picture, but everyone else saw "FUCK YOU HOTLINKER" :D

[Theres-a]

24. not a bunny with a pancake on it's head?

Please forgive me.:blush:

[JimmyJazz]

25. no that was no bunny!

It was an oozing sore. ha ha ha - it's nice to know I'm not the only one who did that :D

[Theres-a]

28. How'd that happen,I wonder..

I'm glad it was an oozing sore,not something illegal!Thanks for telling me,I got such a kick out of this picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head that I posted it a few other places,too.I've edited them.:hide:

[Theres-a]

30. Bunny?

[JimmyJazz]

32. Yes - Bunny

:D

[megatherium]

18. Three ministers were talking about their problem with bats

in the belfry. The Baptist minister said he tried shooting them. But it didn't solve the problem, and he had a lot of little holes in the belfry from his shotgun. The Methodist minister tried live-trapping. He drove far away into the country and let the bats go. But they flew faster than a bat from you-know-where back to the belfry. The Episcopal minister said he solved his bat problem. He had them baptised and confirmed, and he hasn't seen them since.

[In_The_Wind]

26. have you tried feeding them

and then asking them to leave after they've eaten :shrug: just sayin ~ if there's anything else I can ever help you with please ask ~ I'm on your side ~ JJ:hug: we can chase those pesky bats away !

[JimmyJazz]

27. You are so special!

:hug: I am really, really glad I got to meet you in person.

[In_The_Wind]

31. I'll be sending you a PM

with my contact phone numbers if you need to call me at anytime day or night :grouphug: in the words of my beautiful blue bird *** you're OK *** a lot of people love you !

I'm sorry that I didn't get to know you better during the Boston meet-up ~ but there will be another time, another place ~ I'm sure and we can sip iced-tea together.:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

33. Boston was great, but there were so many people, I actually

missed speaking to some people (like ET awful- :cry:)

A nice leisurely lunch would be a very nice thing :D

[In_The_Wind]

34. It seems as if I do have an abundance of free time

I'd like to meet you for lunch somewhere whenever you're ready.