John Mayer makes me fart.

[RandomKoolzip]

I swear, I hear his music and get gas.

Anyone else experience this?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I swear, I see your posts and get the giggles.

:loveya:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I'm serious, RevAx. DEAD serious.

I just want to stop farting! :cry:

DAMN YOU JOHN MAYER!

[JohnKleeb]

4. Maybe you should kill him

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

7. I'm too high to kill anyone.

[JohnKleeb]

9. You can never be too high

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Tell that to Syd Barrett.

If you don't know who that is, Google it.

[RetroLounge]

17. See Emily Play...

RL

[JohnKleeb]

18. Founding member of Pink Floyd right?

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Yup. "Too high" doesn't do him justice.

He went "out there" and never came back.

[Jara sang]

22. That was Sid Barret n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Then stop listening to his music.

Or is your body a wonderland? :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

10. My body is an abandoned theme park.

Rust everywhere.

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Do you need this then?

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Does it got sody pop in it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. No... but I mix it with some if you like?

I wouldn't mind.

[RandomKoolzip]

24. A toast, then!

To two pieces of lightly cooked bread!



(clink)

[RetroLounge]

3. His sphincter is a wonderland

RL

[RandomKoolzip]

5. I think he's got, like, a cross between gigantism and total suckiness.

Whatever it is, I hope it's not airborne.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. I like that song of his about daughters.

He looks weird when he sings and to me, he's not that good-looking, but if I were single, I'd probably hit it.

I know a girl
She puts the color inside of my world
She's just like a maze
Where all of the walls all continually change
And I've done all I can
To stand on her steps with my heart in my hands
Now I'm starting to see
Maybe it's got nothing to do with me

Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters too

Oh, you see that skin?
It's the same she's been standing in
Since the day she saw him walking away
Now she's left
Cleaning up the mess he made

Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters too

Boys, you can break
You'll find out how much they can take
Boys will be strong
And boys soldier on
But boys would be gone without warmth from
A woman's good, good heart

On behalf of every man
Looking out for every girl
You are the god and the weight of her world

So fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers be good to your daughters, too
So mothers be good to your daughters, too
So mothers be good to your daughters, too

[RandomKoolzip]

11. PPPPPPPPPppppppbbbthh! FFFFFppppphhhbbbth!!!!!!

Why'd you have to go and do that, BB?

Somebody pass me the Beano....

[Bouncy Ball]

12. But you can't HEAR him right now!!!

You weirdo.

:rofl:

He does have an amazing voice. I saw him on Austin City Limits on PBS a while back.

[RandomKoolzip]

26. I can feel the vibrations.

Soon, so will all of you.

[sniffa]

15. 'john mayer's bLazing hot chiLi'

gives me gas.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Ah! Brother!

You said it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Is that what that smell from earlier was?

:o

[RandomKoolzip]

25. No, that was John Mayer "plugging in."

[Hatalles]

27. Your subject line makes me laugh.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Thanks. If it made you fart....

....

I'll stop right there.

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Kick for no reason.

Attention whoring, maybe?