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greyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 03:42 PM
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Holy crap, I just tried to light my beer.

#^!@=&+!(Incomprehensible)
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 03:43 PM
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1. as opposed to what other long-necked smoking device?
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 03:43 PM
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2. that's what happens after drinking a joint
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 03:55 PM
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5. ***SNARF***
heee :toast:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 03:46 PM
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3. A lit beer still tastes better that a lit cigarette filter....
How many times did I do THAT? Which is why I don't smoke when sober.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 03:46 PM
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4. reminds me of time in the 80s
my friends beeper went off. he picked up the phone, held the beeper to his ear and stared at the phone for about 10 seconds trying to figure out what to do next.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 03:58 PM
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6. hmm. SOMEbody has experience with a beer can bong.
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Eagle_Eye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 04:01 PM
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7. In the emergency room ...
A nurse comes running into the emergency room and gives the doctor a bottle of beer. The doctor yells at her "NO! NO! NO! I told you to bring me a BUTT LIGHT!"
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