Okay, I know you've been going through this thing lately

[NaMeaHou]

it's just you and me talking.
I know times have been hard in some ways.
I don't mean to make you upset or anything, but

what the hell are you talking about?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Well it was like this

and then it got hard and then I lost my train of thought and got distracted and the cookies were in the oven and burned, the phone rang and then the smoke alarm went off....oh..fuck it...nevermind.

[NaMeaHou]

2. Did the cat warn you about the fire?

and you ran out with your coat and spare underwear and the others in the building and then everyone had a big laugh because the smoke alarm went off while someone was frying bacon in another room with a one burner "stove" and then took off because they got a little worried when the smoke started making them cough and by god ain't it great that everyone made it to tell the tale?