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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 02:57 PM
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I Lost My Keys Today... Guess Where I Found Them?
:silly: <-- ME
:crazy: <-- ME
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 02:58 PM
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1. the last place you looked
I bet
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:00 PM
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6. Clever... but ...
... we're looking for an exact location. And you forgot to put your response in the form of a question. :hi:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:05 PM
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26. what is "in the ignition, arwalden?"
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 02:58 PM
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2. Robin Williams' ass?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:01 PM
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9. I'd Have To Buy New Keys.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 02:59 PM
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3. IN the fridge?
That's where Miz t. left them once.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:00 PM
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7. Nope... but I'll have to add that to my list of places to search...
... the next time I lose them.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:03 PM
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23. See, she'd just come in from the grocery store.
Still had the car keys in one hand while she was putting the milk in the fridge, and the phone rang, so...

It's always a challenge around here.
;-)
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Dr Fate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 02:59 PM
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4. You dropped them in the fridge?
???
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:01 PM
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13. Nope... But apparently the fridge isn't as uncommon as I once thought.
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 06:27 AM
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67. My sister lost them in the fridge
a couple of times, so then she would leave them in the fridge so she could always find them. ADD runs in the family (my sister has the vague spacey kind, she's not hyper). She also writes phone numbers on her hand. It was funny when we found out an uncle of ours, who has a very demanding job--does the same thing.

I have a ridiculously huge key chain. I also suggest putting another emergency car key where you can always find it.

Obviously I sympathize....
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:00 PM
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5. Next to nsma's
Edited on Thu May-05-05 03:00 PM by MrsGrumpy
:shrug: I'm going with your front door. :hi:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:02 PM
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15. Close... very close.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:29 PM
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60. In the ATA archives
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:53 PM
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63. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
If that was the case... they would be gone forever! A bottomless pit. A black hole. A tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum ... they would NEVER be seen again.
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Justyce Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:00 PM
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8. In the dirty clothes hamper?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:02 PM
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17. Now... I *have* found them there before. Good guess!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:01 PM
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10. In the trash?
:shrug:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:03 PM
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21. Nope... although they have fallen into the trash before....
... but I saw it happen and immediately retrieved them. It's definitely a possibility.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:01 PM
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11. UNDER your car
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:03 PM
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24. Not there... but that's better than loced IN your car.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:01 PM
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12. in your car?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:05 PM
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25. Nope... but I have locked them in the car before. No "Onstar" either...
... magnetic hide-a-key boxes still work great.
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:02 PM
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14. In the washing machine?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:05 PM
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28. It could happen... the normal place to hang the keys is near the...
... washer and dryer. But no. That's not the spot.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:02 PM
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16. refrigerator?
Edited on Thu May-05-05 03:04 PM by Shell Beau
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:06 PM
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29. This is a very POPULAR answer... LOL!
Nope... not there.
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:02 PM
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18. toilet?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:08 PM
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31. I would hate to imagine the series of events that would...
... result in the keys being MISPLACED or lost in the toilet. I can see them falling in accidentally... but how could you NOT know? (Uness a child did it maybe.) We don't have children here, so the answer is "no".

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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:10 PM
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35. were they in your hand the whole time??
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:40 PM
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62. Knowing Me... That Could Definitely Happen In The Future.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:03 PM
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19. What is "in your pocket"?
Is this a daily double?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:08 PM
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32. Oooh! No.... soorree!
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Fifth of Five Donating Member (241 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:03 PM
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20. In your mouth?
My husband put his key ring in his mouth one time so he could pick up a big box. Then he yells to me, "Hunmmy, ave ooo een i eeeys?"
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:09 PM
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33. Funny! I'm going to do that some day... just for giggles.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:03 PM
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22. In your hand?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:09 PM
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34. Okay... I'm absent-minded... yes. But not THAT absent minded!
Funny!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:05 PM
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27. In your pocket?
God knows I've looked for my glasses before while wearing them.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:10 PM
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36. That's pretty bad. I've looked for my wallet when it was in my pocket...
... so I guess I'm just as bad as you are.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:06 PM
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30. In the freezer.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:11 PM
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39. I wonder what that would do to my keychain MACE aerosol spray.
Nope... not the freezer.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:11 PM
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37. under my couch cushion?
:D
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:11 PM
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41. No... but that was one of the places I looked.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:11 PM
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38. In the Front Door?
My wife does that all the time.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:12 PM
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42. You're Very Warm... but not the front door.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:13 PM
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46. The back door?
:shrug:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:14 PM
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51. *** DING DING DING!! *** Yes...
I left them in the back door! :crazy: I searched all OVER the house... and only when I went outside to search the car (as a LAST resort) did I find them in the back door.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:18 PM
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58. Heh heh - I've left them in the front door, with the door wide open,
over night a couple times.

Good thing I lived in a safe, out of the way neighborhood!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:39 PM
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61. ... where nobody can hear your cries for help?
I imagine that would be rather unnerving to discover your keys had been in the "locked" door all night long.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 06:04 PM
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64. Yeah, it kinda surprised me in the morning.
:-)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:15 PM
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52. jinx
this is happening to me a lot today... where's progmom?
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:13 PM
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47. the back door?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:15 PM
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53. Yes!
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NuckinFutz Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:11 PM
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40. In the keyhole on the outside of your door??
Or maybe on the roof of your car?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:12 PM
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45. Good guesses... and the first guess was getting WARM... but not there yet.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:12 PM
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43. Ensconced in a sphere of frozen methane?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:13 PM
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48. You're thinking of the LAST time... silly!
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:12 PM
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44. on a table near your door?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:18 PM
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57. No... but I've lost them in PLAIN SIGHT before too. On the kitchen counter
... right where they were NOT supposed to be, next to the sink... but right there in the open. Not hiding behind anything. Not under anything.

Still my eyes just skipped right over them.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:13 PM
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49. did the dog have them
my cats like to take my keys
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:17 PM
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55. We're pretty lucky... Mitzi only plays with her TOYS and not ...
... shoes, pens, socks, keys... or anything else valuable.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:14 PM
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50. Yes, but did you say "Praise Allah" when you found them?
That's what I want to know.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:16 PM
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54. I Said "Thanky Jesus"
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:18 PM
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56. In NSMA's pocket?
I hear she has a thing about keys.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-05 03:19 PM
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59. Next time I'll ask her first.
She might have some hints and tips on key-finding.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 04:58 AM
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65. Here's your clue
If they were up your ass, you'd know where they were :evilgrin:
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 05:02 AM
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66. in the front door lock? nt
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