Post something you've said that no one has ever said before.

[maveric]

And probably will never say after.
To my kids when they were small:

"Put that dead bird down and dont rub that squished lemon on the dog's ass!"

[trotsky]

1. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time my dad said that...

;-)

[sam sarrha]

2. Even if the meek do inherit the earth they still wont be able to turn left

in traffic.

[maveric]

3. Especially in San Francisco!

[sam sarrha]

4. the only "Absolute" in the uriverse is that for any given event there will

be variables and the variables will vary.

[MrScorpio]

5. So my liver jump out of my ass and chased after the cat...

It's din-din time!

[redqueen]

6. No, honey, Barney doesn't drink.

[Upfront]

7. Stand alone

He who has the courage to stand along in left Field will someday look around and left Field will be full.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. If i nail that penguin to this 2 X 4 it will suck as a skateboard

i said that earlier today.

Still not sure why.

The Penguin was not impressed