I'm sticking it to the Lexus dealership. Dispatches from the Lexus Lounge

[Jara sang]

1 Diet Coke
1 Sunkist orange soda
3 Mini Three Muskateers bars
2 Donuts

And I didn't pay a dime for them. Yes, that's right, you heard me. Lexus you are going down. Let's see you hit your profit share margins when I'm eating and drinking all your profits. You suck Lexus, and so do all your fat cat corporate cronies! Next time I'm on the road, forget libraries, I'm going to find the nearest Lexus dealer and check my email from there. Bwaahahahhahhahha!

[Sanity Claws]

1. You paid me a lovely compliment yesterday

So let me give you one so you can forget about those nasty Lexus people.
You are wise beyond your years. You are a great multi-tasker. You have wonderful taste in foods.