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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:44 PM
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Get a FREE Spanking Paddle Today!
check out this website:

www.spare-rods.com

"FREE to Good Homes
A Spanking Paddle
Use Lovingly and NEVER in Anger

None of these paddles are perfect. Neither are we!"


wow! let's all get one! we could spank the kids, the dog, the neighbors, each other, ourselves!

if this guy gets five thousand orders i bet he'll stop making them. (what a weirdo)
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:47 PM
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1. Be sure and print out these
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:53 PM
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2. And don't forget to read the "testimonials"

http://www.spare-rods.com/Testimonials.html

such as the one from KoKo:

"Comments
Hi Joey! My Dad died more than 10 years ago, but I have an Uncle on the East Coast and an Uncle on the West who gladly use your paddle on my backside when they know I deserve it I love them both and know they love me too! Good Luck guy! I feel that the varied comments present here are proof positive of your sincerity. Tell your son for me he is lucky to have you for a Dad. Yours, KoKo in New Jersey"



:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:53 PM
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3. OMG! What will these fundies think of next?
Stoning people who don't agree with you?
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:56 PM
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4. hey, there's an idea!
they will start giving away rocks next.

in the 1970's there was a big fad for the "pet rock"

maybe now they can start another fad:

"the stoner rock"

:hippie:
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:02 AM
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6. Shit! I hope I didn't give any lurkers ideas
:spank:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:01 AM
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5. That is truly sick
but I'm sure your suggestion of spanking each other will be popular here in the lounge. :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:11 AM
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8. yeah, we could do something like...
spank

post

swig (drink of choice)

spank

hey, maybe we should order a few hundred of these things and then donate them to DU to sell on their store (as a fund-raiser...they might want to advertise it like: Spank an administrator or some such thing---kinda like a dunk tank at a carnival...do you think skinner would autograph them?)

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:25 AM
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11. Aren't they already autographed by Joey?
:puke:
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:38 AM
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15. skinner can just redact joey's name and sign his own
it would be like an official government document.
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phusion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:06 AM
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7. WTF?
This is odd behavior.

Man...what a freak. No words.

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:16 AM
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9. Punishment Guidelines:
Edited on Wed May-04-05 12:18 AM by NYC
1 Swat
Disrespect

2 Swats
Cursing

3 Swats
Cheating
Lying
Direct Defiance

4 Swats
Stealing

5 Swats
Endangering someone's safety.
Taking Drugs
Smoking
Drinking
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:29 AM
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12. If your kid is big enough to be doing drugs, smoking, or drinking
Should they still be getting spanked at all? Good grief!
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:31 AM
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13. Naw... they are too old for that.............
get out the whip for them! :sarcasm:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:21 AM
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10. Don't forget to calibrate your paddle:
"Calibrating your paddle:
Before applying paddle to a child you should determine the force of your swing.
There is only one way to measure effectively - swat yourself on the rump and adjust your swing appropriately."

:spank:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:32 AM
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14. I've already got two, but thanks anyway.
:spank:
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:42 AM
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16. Woohoo!
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