Offer me some. Solicitation advice

[short bus president]

How am I 'sposed to know if I'm buyin', unless I know what yer sellin'? And no, this is NOT a sex thread. It's about the free samples at Costco. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... yummy!

[LostInAnomie]

1. If she looks good, she's probably a cop. Real hookers are ugl...

... Oh, Costco samples, nevermind.

Just ask. What's the worst that could happen? If their not giving out samples push them down and take it from them. That will show them who's boss.

[short bus president]

2. they gave me a free sample of citrus altoids once

that was a mistake. Why not just squirt people in the mouth with lemon juice concentrate?

[LostInAnomie]

3. I was given a sample of cranberry juice once at a Sam's Club...

... Unbeknownst to me it was a concentrate that the lady forgot to mix with the proper amount of water. What followed was a taste bud destroying jolt to my tongue that made my eyes water. After straining myself to swallow the swill I said "Ugh, this tastes like shit!", to which the sample lady replied "Hmph, Well no one made you drink it!" and turned her back.

[short bus president]

4. "it tastes like... burning!"

;-)