I'm George Bush at the Lincoln Museum dedication...ask me anything!

[Radical Activist]

I will respond in the style of George Bush during his visit to the dedication of the new Lincoln Presidential Museum in Springfield Illinois.

Here's a link about his remarks:
http://downleft.blogspot.com/2005/04/impressions-of-dedication-speeches.html

[Radical Activist]

1. C'mon ask me summin bout linkin...laura lerned me good

[CubsFan1982]

2. Would you like a cigar and whiskey?

;)

[Radical Activist]

4. No, that was Grant. I don't drink whiskey or....

smoke cigars. I'm a lot like Lincoln that way. I'm like Lincoln in many ways, you know.

[CubsFan1982]

9. Let me amend that.

Would you like a Cohiba and some Guinness? :P

[orleans]

3. why don't you TRIP!!!???

(as in fall on your face, not as in l.s.d.)

[Radical Activist]

5. heh I remember that one show on TV where they made fun of Ford trippin...

I'm not so much like that. I'm more like Linkin. He didn't trip much either. I heard Linkin chocked on a pretzel once. We got a lot in common, me and Abe.

[Radical Activist]

6. Did you know Linkin was shot? I learnt that today...

he must not have been popular like I am

[WildEyedLiberal]

7. Why are you polluting my lovely state?

[Radical Activist]

8. My addministracien does not pollute any state at any time for any reason

That's why pollution levels have gone up drastically since I took office, and by the way, I'm going to cut down most of the Shawnee National Forest, since as it turns out, I do own a lumber company. Thanks John!

[Historic NY]

10. All things aside did Laura like the play?

[Radical Activist]

11. Is that some kind of joke? I don't git it. That's because

I have a great sense of humor, just like Linkin.

[orleans]

12. can you recite the declaration of independence?

(or can you spell it?)

[Radical Activist]

13. I'm not here to answer questions! No pop quizes! But I do know

that I'm carrying on the legacy of Linkin's defense of the declaration of Indypendence, and that just like Linkin freed the slaves I killed a bunch of innocent people in Iraq. Its pretty much the same.