Now here's an aerobics plan I could get into!

[Archae]

:evilgrin:

Women Take Off Pounds With Stripaerobics
Instructor: Class Focuses On Building Confidence

UPDATED: 9:12 am CDT May 2, 2005

MAYFIELD HEIGHTS, Ohio -- They're sexy, mysterious and always in great shape. Exotic dancers don't just strut their stuff in clubs -- they have become trendsetters.

It's a trend even celebrities are cashing in on. Carmen Electra's aerobic striptease is the hottest-selling fitness DVD on the market, reported WEWS-TV in Cleveland.

http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/health/4438095/detail.html

[flvegan]

1. Yeah, I'll just bet lots of women are buying up that one.

*snort*

Bet lots of men are Stripaerobically inclined, as well.

Carmen Electra, indeed.

[The Animator]

2. They're sexy, mysterious and always in great shape...

Bullshit! I have seen many strippers with absolutley no buisness taking off their clothes in front of people. Many I've seen have been so hideous, I have to leave the club until their off stage. Seems to me the only way they make money is either through pity, or in many cases, the guys will pay her to put her clothes back on.

But these are exceptions to the rule, for every but-fuckin' ugly stripper I've seen, there have been a dozen drop-dead gorgeous ones. You can trust me on these numbers, I've had a lot of stripclub patron experiences.

[BiggJawn]

3. You used to go to "King's Country Club" too?

That place was un-REAL. You didn't want to sit too close lest you be hit if her scabs started popping off...

Wasn't the one with the size-11 gunboats in the pink knit footies a dear, though?

[The Animator]

4. Nope, most my exploits were to clubs in Tampa and Orlando.

There were time however when I'd warn my friends not to get to close to some of the dancers, they might get sucked in by the gravitational pull.

You could tell the really big ones, cause they had skinnky chicks orbiting around them.


That's no moon, it's an overweight stripper!

It's to big to be a stripper!

I have a very, very, very bad feeling about this.

[RedCloud]

5. Added new meaning to the term "pole dancing".

An historic day for frog slurpers.