ZombyWoof condemns you to HELL you SINNERS!!!!!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

St. David's Church, an old colonial landmark in Cheraw, SC (hometown of Dizzy Gillespie, btw).

Doing my best impersonation of "Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God", by Jonathan Edwards... :evilgrin:

[name not needed]

1. Goody Matcom's a witch!

[flvegan]

2. What are you gonna do when Zombymania runs all over you!!!!!

This has WWE written all over it.

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. I've heard good things about the buffet on the 3rd level of hell

:P

[jus_the_facts]

4. where's the picture of the lightening bolt that zapped ya....

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

6. Why do you think my hair is standing up??

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

5. That's a picture of you, not very flattering like...

(just joshing with you hun!!)

[Zomby Woof]

7. hehe!

You are always allowed to do that! :D

[nini]

15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I must NOT comment

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Is that right before the pillars came crashing down on you?

;)

[Zomby Woof]

9. HELL no!

Baby Jebus rescued me! :o

[nini]

10. Amen Alleleuia!!!!

You are about as sincere as the idiot we saw on TV that night.

LOL

[Zomby Woof]

11. ROBERT TILTON!

ThankyoujesusthankyoujesusthankyouJESUS! :D

[nini]

12. I couldn't remember his name

hahahahahahhaha I'm still laughing at that.

Holy crap.. that was too funny!

[valis]

13. Hey, man, why are you so red? Is it hot in there?

:D

[Az]

14. Having been to Hell I continue to be amazed why people think its bad

Its a lovely drive to Hell. Its a nice little rural village (if that). I really don't see what all the fuss is about.

[Zomby Woof]

16. As Jim Morrison said

Hell ain't a bad place to be! :D

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

17. Too late, damned already

Anyways, you look more like Rev. Ford from "Pollyanna" (and no, this picture has not been retouched in any way):

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. Um , ok

[dxstone]

19. Your eyes... they seem to follow me!!!

How can you do it? Condemning us all like that? You're just about as evil as a boogeyman can be...
But wait... the spirit's in me! And now I'm gettin' HAPPY FEET!

Praise Jesus!!! Praise Judas!!!
I'm a'washed in the blood of the Yucky Dead Lamb!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! I'm bein' tickled by the Holy Hand!
Someone slap my ass! I done been born again!
Republican!
Lawdy lawdy! Lawdy lawdy lawd!
Sieg Heil! Amen!

I love religion; it's such a total cosmic goof...



D X Stone
more audible gnashing at
http://presidentevilonline.com

[Nevernose]

20. Jesus F*ing Christ - Is that really you?

If it is, then you look just like me, except not as fat and a little crazier. Seriously.

It's really very creepy. VERY creepy. It looks like me when I'm pissed off at my kid. They say that everyone has a twin somewhere on earth; mine is apparently a psychotic Southern Babtist named ZombyWoof.

Did I mention that this pic was creepy? I can't stop looking at it, it's so creepy.

[Zomby Woof]

21. Well, it's an Episcopal church

And I am an atheist, so go figure! :D

And yes, it's me... taken by nini.

[Nevernose]

22. 'Scuse me, a psychotic ATHEIST

A psychotic atheist who just happens to hang around in Episcopalean churches looking like ... well ... looking like me. If I was able to master the whole posting-a-picture thing, I would compare publicly, but I've only been using the Internets for ten or twelve years, so that's still beyond me.

[Zomby Woof]

23. I also look like DUer ZenLefty

Although he is less hairy. :-) We posted a pic of us at a bar once.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

24. Hey! What'd I do?

[WindRavenX]

25. I just smoked some sin

:smoke:

[Radical Activist]

27. hehehe

Why didn't you invite me?

[WindRavenX]

28. Aren't you in Chicago?

I'm in Boston silly!! :*

[Radical Activist]

29. yeah i know...

that whole time-space thing. Can't you just hit the improbability drive?

[Bouncy Ball]

26. What's that white box growing out of your head?

[Zomby Woof]

31. That's where I keep extra brains!

:P

[Jack Rabbit]

30. Abandon hope, all ye who enter!!

Illustration by Gustave Doré for Dante's Inferno
From the website of Simon's Rock College, Great Barrington, Massachusetts

[Zomby Woof]

32. A kick to save your souls!

[AlGore-08.com]

33. Looks like the Church of the Eternal Casual Friday to me

eom

[progmom]

35. bwwaaaaahaaa haaa

'zackly what i was thinking. ;)

[Zuni]

38. the Church of St Dale Earnhardt

:P

[liberalitch]

34. It's rude to point.....

I say as i point back at you

I not the suspended spider..... YOU"RE the suspended spider

[underpants]

36. I've seen the light

What light?

[Zuni]

37. I don't know, but thanks to Zomby's intervention

I kicked that awful glue sniffing habit I had going

[GOPBasher]

39. LMAO!

:rofl:

[terrya]

40. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.