CNN haiku

[trof]

Wolf's delivery,
With oddly spaced (HEADLINE!) stops,
Sorely distracts me.

your turn
;-)

[trof]

1. Judy Woodruff gone.

How I will miss her. Let me
Count the ways. Zero.

[katinmn]

5. LOL! this sizzles

[Mugweed]

2. My try

Is it really news?
Is it all propaganda?
I think, the former.

Edit: OK, it's been too long and no flames. I really think it's the latter, but nobody cares anyway.

[aeolian]

7. Well, it kinda works that way too,

sounds like most TV news watchers, who may briefly think "what if this is all bullshit" and then quickly dismiss it: "nah!"

[Merope215]

3. Daryn Kagan sleeps

With a big fat ugly coke
Head. This disgusts me.

[katinmn]

4. Dumb blonde talking heads

carry on about nothing
I wish they'd combust

[Bunny]

6. Okay:

A runaway bride?
Must bang head against wall now.
Thank you C-N-N.

[Elidor]

8. We now interrupt

This current nonsense for some
Different nonsense

[trof]

11. *chuckle*

good one

[Jack Rabbit]

9. American news anchors ready for broadcast

Note: My haiku is two lines of ten and seven syllables. I've been writing haiku that way for years. It allows for more natural sounding English.

The news anchors ready for the broadcast.
Quiet. The red light flashes.

[Zhade]

10. An ode to filthy rich liars...

SEE! They lied again!
High-priced whores push fairy tales
while 'free' Baghdad burns.