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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 06:38 PM
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The hairball has left the building.. No more bids please !!
Edited on Sat Apr-30-05 07:01 PM by SoCalDem
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5572953683


Winning bid: US $127.50


Ended: Apr-21-05 22:13:54 PDT
Start time: Apr-11-05 22:13:54 PDT
History: 17 bids (US $9.99 starting bid)
Winning bidder: mrmortonwiggins ( 0 )


Item location: Saukville, Wisconsin
United States

Ships to: Worldwide
Shipping costs: US $4.00 - US Postal Service Priority Mail® (within United States )
Shipping, payment details and return policy


This kitty made it...


It was late, I was snuggled warmly in bed when I heard Mr. Boogers and the all-too-familiar cack cack cack cack urrrrrrp SPLAT! I knew he had just hacked up a hairball, but I couldn’t bear the thought of getting up in the middle of the night and stepping in his ooey, gooey slime-covered fur-offering in the dark so I went back to sleep knowing it would be much easier to see it and scrape it up in the morning.

When I awoke I had all but forgotten about it until I saw the dark gray blob on the bathroom floor. I was about to wipe it up with a wad of toilet paper when I noticed this hairball had a distinct shape. Figuring I was seeing things, I summoned my mother to come and take a look (Note to self: Mothers, no matter how good and sweet and kind and motherly, do not appreciate being summoned and driving 30 miles to look at hairballs at the break of dawn). She saw it too…someone’s profile in Mr. Booger’s hairball…




ta-dahhhhhh




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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:27 AM
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1. kick..just because
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:29 AM
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2. $127.50???
A bargain I'd say. :wtf:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:31 AM
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3. This is a sign...
Abe is trying to tell us from the other side that this is what our country has become.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-05 12:31 AM
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4. Ok, I am officially entering the LUCRATIVE field of hairball-sculpting!
Edited on Sun May-01-05 12:33 AM by dicksteele
if Elvis fetched $127, what's a nice Virgin Mary gonna bring?

KAA-CHING!!!

EDIT: I saw Elvis, but I can see the Lincoln thing too.
So when did Honest Abe have a huge pompadour? Is that why he needed the tall hat?
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