Paris Hilton on Walmart

[Uzybone]

Paris Hilton, on Wal-mart: "I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn’t realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap."

[joeybee12]

1. Move over Jessica Simpson!!!!!!!!!

You've met your match!

Granted, Jessica has done something with her life, like record crappy music. Paris has just sucked publicity out of her name.

[patdem]

2. Who in the hell is Paris Hilton...I thought it was a Hotel in France?? NOT

Who is Paris Hilton, and why should I care?

[joeybee12]

4. You mean you don't know????????????

Paris and her sister Nikki are scrawny heiress to a great fortune, and as such they go to all the fabulously popular bars and nightspots to mingle with other people who have no talent or claim to fame or celebrity other than their money!

Bow down and worship them, you fool! For shame!

[patdem]

5. Obviously I am ignorant...not them...but do they know who I AM?

[joeybee12]

6. For shame! For shame!

They are rich!! And therefore they are famous!! How dare you question them!!!!??? They've even been on Oprah (and you thought she had hit rock bottom with Ah-nuld--no, there are lower depths to which Oprah can and will sink to!!!)

[Richardo]

3. Famous for being famous...

Wal-Mart: "I could have sworn it would be full of wallpaper and sheet rock and stuff."

So this Rhodes' scholar must also think Sak's sells musical instruments and JC Penney's is a coin collectors shop and K-Mart only sells knockwurst, knishes, kneepads, knives, Korn CDs and kites.

:crazy:

[BeatleBoot]

7. I won't shop at Wal-Mart