Post some movie spoilers (WARNING: SPOILERS!)

[MrScorpio]

Soylent green is made out of people
The Planet of the Apes is actually post apocalyptic Earth
Rosemary's Baby is the Son of Satan
Dudetz is actually an alien and he kills Mr. Grey

[Fenris]

1. Jesus dies. The Titanic sinks. William Wallace gets his pills cut off.

[phusion]

2. Romeo and Juliet both die.

Oh, and, the Titanic sinks in the end.

[Beaverhausen]

3. The Wizard of Oz isn't really a wizard

[ohiosmith]

4. Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis is dead in sixth sense.

[bmbmd]

5. Chauncey Gardner

will be the next Republican candidate for the presidency, and walks on water.

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Titanic: The boat sinks.

[Aristus]

7. Astronaut Bowman is captured by unseen aliens, studied and

then turned into an infant Starchild to watch over Earth.

[CO Liberal]

8. Rhett Butler Walks Out on Scarlett O'Hara

[Cannikin]

9. Kyzer souzsa is Kevin Spacey

[kerrywins]

10. johnny depp is the killer in secret window...

now that has to sting if you haven't seen it.

[qanda]

11. Gore is elected in Fahrenheit 911 only to have the election stolen by Bush

Oh sorry that really happened.

[Liberal Veteran]

12. The answer is "42"

:D

[Taxloss]

30. But what's the question?

[baldguy]

57. We'll have to build a bigger, smarter computer to find out.

[Taxloss]

58. A computer we will call ....

[Abelman]

64. Earth.

But we can find it out, by grabbing random Scrabble tiles!

[joeybee12]

13. ET goes home! And not a moment too soon, the irritating little

twit!

[Liberal Veteran]

15. And of course he told Drew to "Beeeee Goooooood"

....which was her cue to go get hopped up on drugs.

[Parrcrow]

14. Wile E. Coyote fails to catch the Roadrunner.

[barackmyworld]

16. Harry Potter saves everyone

[davidinalameda]

17. Darth Vader is Luke's father

[Dukkha]

18. The chick in The Crying Game is a man

[xmas74]

19. Vader is really Luke's father (who knew?)

Snow White didn't die-she met Prince Charming instead.
Mary Henry died in the car accident and they fished her body of the car.
Ben makes it through a night of zombies only to be killed by deputies and search crews who mistake him for a zombie.

[Lisa]

20. sure enough, in "American Beauty", the real killer of Kevin Spacey ...

... is the owner of the gun(s) shown earliest in the movie -- and not his wife after all.

[davidinalameda]

21. there really was a one armed man

[El Fuego]

22. In Presumed Innocent with Harrison Ford - The Wife did it!!!

Major major spoiler, but everyone's seen it!

[iconoclastic cat]

23. The French got there first, and they wouldn't let Arthur have the Grail.

I wave my genitals in your direction!

[Lisa]

24. In "Saw", the real mastermind behind the murders ...

... is neither the doctor nor the PI (the deranged ex-cop is a red herring, and the hospital orderly who appears to be the villain is just an accessory in the plan). It's the patient whose brain tumor the doctor was discussing during rounds. (By the way, this also is a spoiler for the Chief Inspector Morse episode "The Last Enemy".)

The killer was in the room with the two captives the entire time -- face down on the floor, pretending to be dead.

[hippiechick]

42. Thank you !

I wanted to know the details w/o having to rent it :thumbsup:

[kerrywins]

25. in Open Water...both people stranded in ocean die...

[Tom Kitten]

26. Apollo 13: the astronauts make it back safely.

[dbonds]

35. I love that picture in your post. Who did that?

Can I get a print?

[Tom Kitten]

54. 'twas I

It's a little (5' x 8") collage I did. When I get a website up and running I'll have a full size picture of it on there. I'll let you know when that happens! (Thank you for your compliment!)

[Lisa]

27. there's a big swordfight and Hamlet (and almost everyone else) dies

Oh, and in "Animal Farm", don't get too attached to Boxer.

[kerrywins]

28. in Saw..the killer is the guy lying down n the blood btw them...

[kerrywins]

29. finding neverland...whatever her name is dies at the end...

[kerrywins]

31. in alexander...collin dies at end...and he's gay...

[EstimatedProphet]

32. John can tune, and he's stronger than the Strangers.

[Dukkha]

33. The Never Ending Story DOES end!

Runtime: 102 minutes

Never Ending my Ass!

[uppityperson]

74. Don't forget NeverEndingStory 2, and 3, and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and

[Dukkha]

34. Private Ryan is saved, Captain Miller dies

[NewHampshireDem]

36. Shelley stole the leads!

Remember your ABC's: Always Be Closing!

[Bok_Tukalo]

37. Soylent Green is STILL people. They didn't change the recipe like they

said they would.

[Lisa]

38. the nuns sabotage the Nazis' cars, so the von Trapps can escape

... move to the US, and continue with their musical act.

[dbonds]

39. Spicoli graduates.

[Lisa]

40. Sam and Pilar (in "Lone Star") are half-siblings ...

... that's why their parents didn't want them dating.

[dbonds]

41. Frog and the Bandit get together.

[Speck Tater]

43. "To Serve Man" is a cookbook.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

56. Best. Episode. Ever.

DTH

[LiberallyInclined]

44. Bruce Willis is a ghost. or a comic book superhero.

nt

[LiberallyInclined]

45. tyler durden is Ed Norton's alternate persona.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

46. In The Vanishing (original Dutch version)

the man wakes up to find himself buried alive--as is his missing girlfriend was.

[Book Lover]

48. How cool!

What happened in the American version?

[Lisa]

49. he's still buried, but ... (I'll let Lydia finish this one!)

--they decided to add on a happy ending. (I guess they thought the audience couldn't cope with the protagonists being killed, AND the bad guy not being punished.)

[Book Lover]

51. Oh man!

What a copout. Thanks :-)

[ghostsofgiants]

47. Rosebud is his sled!

There, I just save you two boobless hours.

[Book Lover]

50. The Ring is destroyed. Mr. Blandings builds his dream house.

Eventually Cary Grant figures out that Ginger Rogers isn't underage.

Godzilla defeats all.

The Creature picks up her child and leaves Crenshaw's homestead to live free in the wild.

[trof]

52. In "Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein"...

1. Frankenstein (Glenn Strange, NOT Boris Karloff) lumbers along, but is never able to move quite fast enough to capture Wilbur Grey (Lou Costello).

2. The Wolfman, aka Lawrence Talbot (Lon Chaney, Jr.), changes from a mild mannered man to the beast ONLY during a full moon, and, although much more nimble than Frankenstein, is never actually able to do bodily harm to Wilbur/Lou.

3. Chick Young (Bud Abbott) slaps Wilbur/Lou on the head/cheek/neck/shoulder 273 times during the movie. Wilbur/Lou never shows any lasting injuries from one scene to the next.

4. Count Dracula (The inimitable Bella Lugosi), from time to time, "changes" into a (supposedly) vampire bat. An extremely poorly done version of what we now call "special effects".

[Lisa]

53. "The Assault" -- the body was moved to keep the Jewish family safe

The people hiding them from the Nazis knew that their home would probably be searched, so they put the body in front of someone else's house instead.

[baldguy]

55. H.I. & Ed have a whole gaggle of kids & move to Utah.

[Dukkha]

59. The creatures in the woods are the Village elders

They're keeping the Villagers from learning the truth that they really live an animal sanctuary in modern times.

[bobthedrummer]

60. Predator beats Alien

:D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

61. In The Forgotten, it's Aliens who are doing experiments.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

62. In Dangerous Liaisons, Malkovich and Pfeiffer Die, and Close Is Disgraced

But Keanu makes out OK.

DTH

[rebel_yell]

63. well...

back in the primary universe the jet engine kills Donnie
A reunited Spinal Tap play a string of shows in Japan where "Sex Farm" is #5
Jason rises out of the water with Freddy's severed head, only to have the damn thing wink at us in the last few frames of the movie

[Abelman]

68. Dude,

the tangent universe was the one where he lived. The regular one is where he dies.

[rebel_yell]

71. woops...

sorry bout that.

i was busy thinking about the hot young actress that plays in it I guess





yup, i watched it again after Ms. Gylenhaal made her comments

great movie

[Lisa]

65. in the new "Dawn of the Dead", the island they escape to is also infested

... with zombies. (We only find this out during the final credits.)

[bertha katzenengel]

66. Shirley Valentine stays in Greece and lives happily ever after.

That movie is how Mrs. V. and I met. If you've never seen it, I COMMAND THAT YOU DO SO!

[name not needed]

67. Heroin Bob dies and Stevo goes to Harvard Law

[Abelman]

69. Let's see what hasn't been spoiled yet...

The visitors are really lizard people.

Godzilla Junior absorbs Godzilla's death radiation and becomes a new Godzilla.

Ferris' Dean ends up taking the bus home.

Bluto becomes a senator.

[Lisa]

70. Thelma and Louise drive over a cliff? Luke and Leia are twins?

You're right -- we're starting to run out of surprises to ruin.

[Abelman]

72. Wayne pulls off Waynestock without a hitch.

Jennifer Connely rescues the kid from David Bowie.
The guy dies at the end of Brazil.
Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are the same guy.
George Bailey realizes life IS worth living.

[baldguy]

73. In "Ronin", what was in the box?

We never find out.