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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-27-05 03:49 PM
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Joke -Might be an old one, I'm not really up on all this new fangled stuff
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary
to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the
butt of the corpse,
withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-27-05 03:50 PM
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1. oh that's JUST narsty!!
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-27-05 03:52 PM
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2. Butt..(LOL) Kind of funny
Edited on Wed Apr-27-05 03:53 PM by johnnie
:evilgrin:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-27-05 03:52 PM
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3. Oh man that's horrible!
:rofl:
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