Why don't I ever get paged to pick up the white

[kick-ass-bob]

courtesy phone?

:shrug: :shrug:

[Book Lover]

1. As someone who has worked for the airlines

Trust me, its never good news on the other end of the line.

[ret5hd]

2. sorry, that information is priviledged...

but i can say this...no, sorry, better not.
:evilgrin:

(but all we talk about on the white phone is YOU)

[xchrom]

3. i get paged. what's wrong with you?

or maybe i shouldn't ask?

[matcom]

4. your just mad because i wouldn't get an abortion

[kick-ass-bob]

6. I'll never forgive you.

[Modem Butterfly]

5. I once had Terry Vas Deferns paged to the courtsey phone at PDX

I thought I was going to die laughing. Most folks ignored it, but a number of people stopped in their tracks and looked up to see if they had heard it correctly. I like to think I gave a nice little surreality break to some. I stole the idea from Hunter S. Thompson.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. Did anyone answer?

:7

[Modem Butterfly]

8. No

But if someone had, I would have married him/her on the spot. Talk about finding your soulmate!

(If my partner, Will is reading this: just kidding, honey).