Okay Loungies....what did you do with Skinner?

[KoKo]

He's been missing for days. Do we blame you guys or those working for particular candidates for 2008. :tinfoilhat: ALERT!!!!

[Jade Fox]

1. Modesty prevents me from giving details....

so you'll just have to use your imagination! :evilgrin:

[underpants]

2. Traditionally with the passing of a Pope the Illuminati meet

That's all I am saying.

[JimmyJazz]

3. I think he went to Sweden to buy more fish.

[KoKo]

4. Aha! He attended that Orgy in Boston, didn't he....

:P

[VelmaD]

5. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I did it and I'm not the least bit sorry.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3114363#3114473

[edbermac]

6. We rolled Skinner across the Harvard Bridge to measure it.

Before the bridge had been measured by MIT students in Smoots; see this story for an explanation:

<snip>
Harvard Bridge spans the Charles River linking Boston and Cambridge. In 1958 Lambda Chi Alpha took 5' 7" MIT freshman pledge Oliver R. Smoot, Jr. and rolled him head over heels the entire length of the bridge. Every ten smoots they calibrated the bridge, painting marks. The bridge was found to be exactly 364.4 smoots plus an ear. Successive pledge classes repainted the markings.

"This plaque place in honor of THE SMOOT which joined the angstrom, meter and light year as standards of length, when in October 1958 the span of this bridge was measured, using the body of Oliver Reed Smoot, M.I.T. '62 and found to be precisely 364.4 smoots and one ear. Commemorated at out 25th reunion June 6, 1987 M.I.T. Class of 1962"
<snip>

http://aether.lbl.gov/www/personnel/smoot/smoot-measure.html

Anyway we decided to use Skinners from now on to calibrate the length of the bridge and as soon as he's released from Mass General, he'll be back online at DU...

:rofl:

[TrogL]

7. I saw him last night

He streaked the Parenting forum at 4 a.m.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Skinner's new name is "whoisalhedges."

[curse10]

9. You just don't know where to look

:D He's around