Headlines We'd Like to Read, April 23, 2005

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Bush SNAFU: "Need a Reststop on Roadmap to Peace"

"So people could take a dump if they have ta, or splash some water on their face," the President said. More at eleven.



or



President Serves Ham Sandwiches to Saudi Delegation at Ranch

Bush claims they have a "hang-up about pigs," and went on to question, "Makes ya wonder, don't it?"






others????

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1. Rove's Prozac Bill Equals GNP of European Country

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[Lord_StarFyre]

2. Headline I'd like to see?

There's actually a few...

BUSH IMPEACHED FACES TRIAL AT HAQUE
ROVE FOUND GUILTY OF TREASON
NOVAK GUILTY GETS 20 TO LIFE
WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL CONVICTS RUMSFELD
RICE ASKS FOR ASYLUM IN COSTA RICA
DELAY TO GET 20 YEARS IN PRISON
FRIST CAUGHT EXPOSING HIMSELF IN PARK

And last but not least...

DEMS SWEEP 2006 ELECTION

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3. Bush's Frat Party Pictures Published

yikes!


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