Bush's 'spirit' cursed with black magic, tossed into river

[slackmaster]

I almost posted this in LBN but thought it would be more appropriate here.

The spirit of US President George W Bush has been trapped in a clay pot and tossed into a river in northern Thailand after being cursed by hundreds of farmers protesting US agriculture policy.

A photograph of the US leader was sealed inside a pot amid black magic mantra chants, then tossed into the Ping River on Friday by demonstrators after they rallied at the US consulate in Chiang Mai, a farm group leader said.

"This is a traditional northern Thai ceremony aimed at keeping his spirit down on the riverbed so he could not come and exploit our natural resources or suppress our (farming) brothers with his superior influence," Weerasak Wan-ubol, an executive of the Northern Farmers Alliance, said today.

The 300 protesters, claiming to represent 20,000 members from seven northern provinces, railed against imminent plans for a free-trade agreement between Thailand and the United States....

For full text ssee http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/18/1066364541599.html

[DuctapeFatwa]

1. Well, that's just fine for THEM, what's the rest of the world sposed to do

It is hard for me to believe that the Thai people could not find the time or the pot to cast a GLOBAL spell, and to do it 3 years ago!

How many other countries are guilty of this same kind of thing?

Are we supposed to believe that NOBODY, anywhere in the world, had the presence of mind to cast a spell before now, and the common courtesy to make it a worldwide one?

Something is not right here, I smell a cover-up.

[GainesT1958]

2. Not to sound greedy, but...

Why did they just do Dub? Why not do Jeb-boy, too, while they were at it, just for "insurance" purposes? :eyes:

B-)