I crush on people way too easy

[JohnKleeb]

Hey its true, I am a sucker for beauty and intelligence and humor.

[HEyHEY]

1. I thought you lived in Viriginia?

Just kidding VA duers!

[JohnKleeb]

8. Make fun of Virginia all you want, I dont care :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Oh John, stop, you'll make me blush... wait you're not talking about me...

Never mind! :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

5. I might be talking about you

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Well then.

:blush: :P

[JohnKleeb]

9. Yeah whatever

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. This is my united states of whatever...

went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was, like, all "ehhhh"
And I was, like, "whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "awww"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
"Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
He's, like, "nothin'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!


Well that song won't be stuck in my head now.

:sarcasm:

[JohnKleeb]

17. darlin are you tryin to sing for me?

[More Than A Feeling]

3. Me too.

One just turned out very badly, and already I have another. I really need to slow down.

[Bok_Tukalo]

4. Easy to find here

Damn Internets.

[JohnKleeb]

6. I was actually talking about at school

I got at least 2-3.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. That's too bad. Me, I piss on people way too easy.

Two ginger ales and I gets loosey-goosey with my fluids.

Oops!

[JohnKleeb]

11. Who are you R. Kelly'?

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Apart from believing I can fly....

And the aforementioned bowel-related peccadillo, I share another thing with R. Kelly:

A love of crafts fairs.

[JohnKleeb]

13. I didnt know he was a fan of craft fairs

Christ if I had only known he was a pisser when I first heard I believe I can fly.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. John, please re-read your last post.

Take a deep breath, close your eyes, open them, and then take in this moment with all your senses, for history has just been made, by you, Mr. John Kleeb:

No one has EVER spoken, written or even imagined this sentence before:

"Christ if I had only known he was a pisser when I first heard I believe I can fly."

CONGRATULAYSHUNS!!!

[JohnKleeb]

16. Huh?

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Just giving big ups and mad props to my dog, John Kleeb, that's all....

Ninja please!

[JohnKleeb]

21. Sorry I am just tired

[RandomKoolzip]

22. No problem. get some sleep. Take a 'lude.

That's what R. Kelly would tell you, anyways.

[JohnKleeb]

23. Ya know I should get some sleep

[RandomKoolzip]

24. G'night, brah!

[JohnKleeb]

25. Aint sleepin yet

well now I am.

[clyrc]

18. crushes were my only motivation to keep going to HS

I would think "I really don't want to go today, and it's easy to fake an asthma attack, but Brian (or Darren or Lee or Richard or Mike or etc going on forever) will be there so I may as well."

[JohnKleeb]

20. Ha yeah its fun to look at attractive people

:)

[Heidi]

26. To be fair, Kleeb . . .

it's also fun to look at unattractive people, otherwise Ms. Coulter wouldn't be on the cover of an upcoming edition of Time.