Ok in the spirit of boredom and desperation: Ask me anything?

[JohnKleeb]

[Darranar]

1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a...

woodchuck could chuck wood?

[JohnKleeb]

2. about 10 grams

[Darranar]

3. You sure about that?

What evidence do you have to support it?

On edit: If a woodchuck could chuck wood - a current impossibility - it would have a different lifestyle and likely other features different according to that lfestyle. and since it would be different from a woodchuck, it wouldn't be a woodchuck. Therefore, the correct answer is "none."

[JohnKleeb]

6. I just guessed.

[Darranar]

8. I know.

Regardless of your answer, i was going to try to prove you wrong.

That logic I just used was fuzzy; it contained premises that weren't neccesarily true, therefore invalidating the conclusion.

[Kenneth ken]

4. Why

are you still up?

Don't you have school tomorrow?

[JohnKleeb]

5. Its 11:40 and I dont care

Yeah I have school tommorow but Ive gotten less sleep in the past.

[Darranar]

7. When do you wake up in the mornings?

[JohnKleeb]

9. 6:30

I dont care really, in fact to be honest I am feeling kinda sick.

[Darranar]

10. Hope you feel better.

[JohnKleeb]

11. Thanks

[KittyWampus]

12. What Is Your Favorite Color?

Do you look good wearing it?

What color is your living room painted?

Goodnight :)

[JohnKleeb]

14. blue yea I guess

living room I forgot.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

13. OK, you wanted the question, here goes:

Why are we, the human species, here on Earth? Why were we born? What is our purpose?

Bonus question: why is there air?

Silly question: Horse With No Name...why the hell didn't the guy name the horse? He had all that time in the desert, nothing else to do.

[JohnKleeb]

15. ok

The first question I have no answer only you and only you can answer that.

We need to breath damnit

Thats a good question why didnt he name the horse, what a moron, I would have named him Glue honestly.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

17. Thanks

I had been sort of hoping that you'd answer the first question for me and I'd suddenly transsubstantiate and be all transcendant and stuff, but I'm satisfied with breathing and glue, but I make a habit of not mixing the two. :)

[Darranar]

16. I know you weren't asking me...

but let's see if I can mix chemistry, biology, physics, and philosophy all into one...

We were born because the biological needs for our birth were met. We are here on earth because of a chemical reaction producing the first carbon single-celled life form, which eventually evolved into us.

We lack a purpose. We simply exist.

There is air because our planet attracts various gasses into our atmosphere. With humans and plants breathing and all that, the air reached the current state it is to day.

He is human, and therefore does silly things because no one is perfect.

- The Secular Humanist Agnostic

[DisgustipatedinCA]

18. I have to tell you

Your answer to #1 is a real bummer for me. I'll concede that maybe I'm wrong and just fooling myself and that all is for naught, if you'll allow you to continue fooling myself on that score.

[Darranar]

19. There are some things only faith can put into you...

I say that we weren't made to do anything and that we have no purpose, but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't do anything. We should fight for humanity with a passion and follow our own moral code.

Despite all the above, though, we exist because we exist. That doesn't mean, however, that we shouldn't make anything of it.

[JohnKleeb]

20. I believe that there is no universal moral

That we did envolve but why are we here, thats for you and you only same with our purpose.

[leftist_rebel1569]

26. Actually, I have a question for DisgustipatedinCA:

Do you like the band Tool? :)

[JohnKleeb]

28. Fuck Tool Derek Fuck it to hell

J/K carry about.

[HEyHEY]

21. looking forward to school tomorrow?

[JohnKleeb]

22. Maybe maybe not I may stay home

[HEyHEY]

23. Wicked!

Nothing feels better than just staying home...rent some movies. Invite another truant buddy over....when mom leaves, smoke some cigarettes. Ah...high school.

[JohnKleeb]

24. Yea should be enjoyable, have you any tips

[HEyHEY]

25. well, don't try mushing banana's and other shit into a bag

Adding milk and trying to convince your mom it's puke....doesn't work.

[JohnKleeb]

27. heh I will try