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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 06:01 AM
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Paranoiacs check in...
Who do you think is out to get you and why?
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 06:25 AM
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1. It's early Bike, good A.M.! But been up since 5:45.
Are you a paranoid if they are after you?!

:evilgrin: :smoke:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:12 AM
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18. Being paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you!
They probably are!
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:45 PM
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47. Nowadays... n/t/n lol
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Melynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 06:40 AM
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2. I have my suspicions about....you!
After all, why would you ask the question unless you want to know something about me. And if you know something about me then you could use that knowledge against me. Of course you already know that, don't you but you don't think that I know that. But I do. Know that. About you and your question.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 06:43 AM
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3. Shhhh, be quiet.
He's listening, you know.

Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:21 AM
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21. Yes, I am.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:14 AM
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19. I'm glad you know that, and you know why I'm glad that you know...
that, don't you?
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 06:46 AM
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4. I'm watching this thread *very* carefully...
Just sayin', that's all.


:evilgrin:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:15 AM
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20. ...and you know who is watching you, don't you?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 06:47 AM
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5. Who's watching us now that Ashcroft is gone?
Oh sorry, not at liberty to say!

:tinfoilhat:
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 06:54 AM
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6. EVERYONE!
assume that everyone is watching, that way you'll never be surprised when they DO come for you.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-05 12:46 PM
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50. ACK!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:22 AM
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22. Asscroft was the least of our worries. We knew where he was!
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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 08:39 AM
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7. I can't, they're monitoring everything I do.
and you're just jealous because the Voices only speak to me.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:24 AM
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23. How do you know I don't control the Voices?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 08:42 AM
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8. The Hollywood Velvet Mafia
I just know that David Geffen, Barry Diller, Scott Rudin, etc. are out to destroy me. I can't tell you why without placing myself even further in jeopardy.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:34 AM
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25. Whatever you do, be careful! :-(
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Streetdoc270 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 08:50 AM
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9. They can't find me!!!!
Because I use this!

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

:tinfoilhat:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:29 AM
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12. Good Lord, that's a funny website!
Thanks for the link.

Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:51 PM
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27. I keep mine on at all times!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:22 AM
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10. I see that nobody's mentioning the Swedes.
Y'all don't want to rile them up and maybe endanger your supply of fish, do you?

It's OK. I understand. We all have our priorities. I won't say anything else that might blow your cover.

Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:53 PM
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28. Swedes? I'm still worried about the Roosians! :-(
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 02:04 PM
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30. No, no, the Russians aren't a threat. They don't have any fish.
The Swedes do. And they know how to use them.

Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 02:13 PM
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31. Oh, crap. You don't mean they'd... Surely not! ;-(
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 02:37 PM
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34. Yes. It's true. They've already gotten to some people.
Notice how you see posts once in a while with references to "Swedish Fish" (or just "fish" if they're trying to be oblique)?

Notice how people are even reduced to begging now and again.

That's why I stay away from them; they seem to be awfully powerful stuff.

Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 04:40 PM
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43. ACK! Something may be possessing their bodies, or something!
I'M SCARED!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 08:19 PM
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45. You should be scared.
Be afraid, be very afraid.

They're even sneakier than cats.

Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:03 PM
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48. Oh, I am afraid, and I've heard how sneaky those cats can be.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:27 AM
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11. I'm not paranoid
EVERYONE just thinks I am!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:54 PM
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29. I KNOW! :-(
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luvLLB Donating Member (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:35 AM
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13. The voices keep telling me I'm not paranoid. I dont beleive them.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 02:14 PM
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32. The Voices are EVIL!
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:42 AM
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14. Yeah, right
That's just what they'd want
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:04 PM
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49. Uh, are you sure? :-(
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:46 AM
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15. DON'T POST HERE IT'S A TRAP!
REALLY! GUYS! I'M SACRIFICING MYSELF FOR YOU!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 04:37 PM
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39. Hee hee hee! No, uh, it's not a trap, TRUST ME! ;-)
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Coyote_Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:48 AM
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16. It's not paranoia
if it's true.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-05 12:47 PM
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51. I know you're right!
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 09:55 AM
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17. stonecutters.
but you didn't hear it from me.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 10:26 AM
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24. no way am I checking in
this is probably a trick
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 04:38 PM
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40. Alright, be a party pooper! ;-(
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 12:32 PM
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26. Check in???? WHY??? OH MY GOD!do you know something that WE DON'T????!!!??
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luvLLB Donating Member (394 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 02:14 PM
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33. OMG....yal'll are talking about me. I just know it.
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 02:53 PM
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35. As someone who they are out to get
I'd say I'm resonably paranoid. As the owner of a store that sells adult products, I routinely card 30yolds. Even if you have been in the store a dozen times, if there is any doubt in my mind that you could be under 18, I'll card you.

Because you might be working for the cops, and you can provide me a good fake ID - I can't be charged if I card you, but the one time I let you back without an ID I've seen dozens of times - I go to jail. It pisses some people off because they know I know who they are. Or even the ones I don't know that "forgot" their ID

I am also hyper-complient when it comes to taxes and regulations. Hey, technically I can be arrested for a felony for any movie I sell - so I don't need any other problems.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 02:59 PM
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36. why do you want me to check in?
Edited on Fri Apr-15-05 02:59 PM by hfojvt
Are you with the NSA?
You can't get me, I'm fudging innocent!
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thecai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 03:03 PM
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37. If I Tell You....
... they'll kill me.
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 03:16 PM
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38. Well, I think I must have been a really rich bastard in my last life
because I can't seem to get a break in this one. So...would that be KARMA that's after me, or before me?
:freak:
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 04:39 PM
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41. I can't tell you here
they are watching everything I say

:tinfoilhat:
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 04:39 PM
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42. What's that supposed to mean? Huh?
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thecai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 05:45 PM
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44. Just Checkin...
...in again

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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 08:25 PM
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46. It's not paranoia
if they're really out to get you. :scared:
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