"Blame Democrats"

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To Be sung to "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie)

Tom DeLay:
Times have changed
My actions are impugned
Call Anne Coulter and Rush Limbaugh
or Our Careers are doomed!

Dick Cheney:
Should we blame al-Queada?

George W. Bush
Or blame society?

Bill Frist
Or should we blame the images on TV?

Tom DeLay:
No, blame Democrats

ALL
Blame Democrats

Tom DeLay:
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies

ALL
Blame Democrats
Blame Democrats

Tom DeLay:
We need to form a full assault

ALL
It's Democrats' fault!

Newt Gingrich
Don't blame me
For my past crimes
gave NASA to Lockheed Martin
and left my wife at a bad time!

George W. Bush
And in Iraq
I made a big mistake
and now Iraqis put Americans heads on stakes!

Tom DeLay:
Well, blame Democrats

ALL
Blame Democrats
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Democrats came along

ALL
Blame Democrats
Blame Democrats

John Bolton
There not even a real party anyway

Donald Rumsfeld
I should’ve put the armor on our vehicles it’s true
Instead our soldiers burned like piggies on a barbecue

ALL
Should we blame Iraqis?
Should we blame the fire?
Or Rumsfeld who allowed them to expire?

Tom DeLay:
Heck no!

All:
Blame Democrats
Blame Democrats

Tom DeLay:
With all their leftist hubbabaloo

George W. Bush
And that bastard Clinton too

ALL
Blame Democrats
Shame on Democrats
The leftists we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us


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