it's my first morning since being tombstoned last night

[progmom]

Boy does it feel good to be on DU!

[ffm172]

1. why did you get tombstoned???

what did I miss??? Darn, one day away from DU and all the fun happens

[progmom]

3. i was caught...

..up in the spam filter.

x(

[yvr girl]

4. So that's the story you're using

Whatever

[progmom]

8. hey now

What happens in the DU limo stays in the DU limo.

[yvr girl]

13. And more importantly

What happens in Boston STAYS in Boston

[progmom]

17. that goes without saying

:P

[yvr girl]

19. I'm not bad

I'm just drawn that way.

[RagingInMiami]

66. I'm sure what happens in Boston

Will be bragged about for months afterward

[Huckebein the Raven]

24. Um, that's Vegas

:P

[yvr girl]

25. Vegas - Boston

They're almost the same. Practically identical.

[Huckebein the Raven]

26. In either case, I won't be there

:cry:

[yvr girl]

31. Poor baby

:*

[ProfessorGAC]

49. Oh No It Doesn't

I'm telling EVERYBODY!
The Professor

[RevolutionaryActs]

73. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

You pulled a Will Pitt?! BWHAHAAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

[yvr girl]

I'm so glad you didn't have to sleep in a grave

That would be really creepy.

[progmom]

7. who says i didn't?

:evilgrin:

[Hobarticus]

9. At least your neighbors were quiet....eom

[yvr girl]

12. You get restored and still sleep in a grave

:scared:

[sniffa]

2. you were tombstoned?

[progmom]

6. the intenets were a scary place last night

DU got all wonky, and sundog and I both got messages saying we were caught in the spam filter. I was DU-less for nearly 1/2 an hour, and sporting a mighty-fine tombstone in the process.

[Theres-a]

14. So that's what happened.I gave up and went to bed.

I couldn't get in to any forums,I was wondering what happened.

[Misunderestimator]

18. They should use a can of spam instead of a tombstone

when someone gets caught in the spam filter. Glad you're not a freeper! :) :hi:

[progmom]

23. me too!

It would have really sucked to discover that I was a freeper.

I would have had to peel the DU bumper sticker off my car.
Shit - I woulda had to trade my car in for an F-350.

Think about all the things I would have to modify in my life if I suddenly discovered I was a freeper.... :scared:

[Cadence]

76. You'd have to take those new shoes back

freepers can't wear shoes like that. You'd have to get yourself a pair of black socks to wear with some loafers and shorts. :shrug:

[HereSince1628]

5. I hate that when that happens...

welcome back to the posting.

[progmom]

10. thanks!

:hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

11. freakin spammer.

:eyes:

[progmom]

16. .

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam ham spam spam spam

:hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

20. where's the frickin bacon???

:grr:

[progmom]

29. here's your bacon

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Ha ha.

[progmom]

21. But, I'm funny how?

Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Yes. Funny like a clown.

[dolo amber]

27. I hate you

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. You hate me like a serial-murdering clown.

;)

[deutsey]

40. Ugh.

That picture always creeps me out.

:scared:

[tjwmason]

30. Thank goodness you're back

It just wouldn't be the same. :hi:

[progmom]

35. thanks!

I agree.
I might have actually accomplished something... !

[sundog]

32. that was my second time

I got caught in the eye of another du glitch last fall :(

[progmom]

36. have i mentioned...

...how glad i am to see you back?

:hug:

[sundog]

51. not enough

:bounce:

:bounce:

:P

[progmom]

baby, it's great to have you back

You were gone just long enough to throw us into fits of despair.

You are my DU Knight In Shining Armor.


(am i laying it on a little too thick?)

[sundog]

55. woo hoo!

:bounce:

I'm a sucker for attention :P

(oops, please ignore the double entendre :blush: )

[progmom]

61. no problem

just don't leave us like that again, mkay?

[HamstersFromHell]

33. Now you know not to take tombstones for granite!

I just hadda say that.

:evilgrin:

[Lavender Brown]

34. Don't scare me like that

:cry:

[kick-ass-bob]

37. PS - your sig sucks.

[progmom]

48. erm.

You got something against Roman comic dramatists?

[kick-ass-bob]

53. PUNKASS!

:P

[bobthedrummer]

38. I think you can get a tombstone on a deleted post too.

It is freaky the first time you see it.
Spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam

[JimmyJazz]

39. You got back in already?

Didn't you have to lose your star, make a major donation and kiss skinner's ass???? I thought that's what everyone had to do in order to get back in! :silly:

[progmom]

41. they lowered their standards for me, i guess.

or maybe it's just that skinner likes me best. :o

[miss_kitty]

42. score one for progmom!

Sorry JimmyJazz :o

[JimmyJazz]

43. Oh bite me!

I don't have access to my smilie legend or my gif files, so I'm inserting a gratuitous photo of a major hottie instead. Why? Because I felt like it, that's why!

[miss_kitty]

52. Here's a hottie for you!

Thanks for the DD-L shot! :P

[yvr girl]

44. Please, please

no wagering

[WilliamPitt]

45. hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sucks, doesn't it.

;)

[JimmyJazz]

46. Shhhh! - Don't tell her, but I'm the one that had her thrown out!

She and sundog were getting on my nerves with all that flirting! I mean really -- a married woman and a gay man! Have they no shame?

[progmom]

50. I have no shame.

None whatsoever. :P

[yvr girl]

56. Does this mean you're going to run around Boston naked

cause you might get banned there too.

[progmom]

60. "banned in boston"

this will be the name of my first live album.

[yvr girl]

62. I'm sure it will be quite the album cover

You wearing nothing but your shoes.

[bettyellen]

57. and this is why i love you.

also the way you call him progspawn.
that really won me over.
:loveya:

[progmom]

58. aw shucks

back atcha, babe.
anyone who loves dakota staton and betty carter has my undying love as well. :loveya:

btw - how do you feel about cassandra wilson?

[bettyellen]

67. i still have country man running around in my head......

in the mornin, he's up to milk the cow, in the evenin, he's right behind the plow... and every night..........
i have to find it on cd.
somehow, i've gone all these years withour really knowing who casandra wilson is, isn't that awful? and i've heard such great things. i'm not so great at putting names to music unless i really fall for it hard.
oh i just remembered. i wanted to ask you for some go go recomendations. i have some eu, chuck b and junkyard band. who else shld i be looking out for?

[progmom]

68. trouble funk

You must get yourself some Trouble Funk. I love them.

[bettyellen]

69. omigosh i totally forgot about them....... what's their best album..

do the kids today even know what i'm talking about when i say that? lol.
many of my serious music friends are vinyl heads, the baby downstairs tries to scratch with his fischer price record player. you should see him shake his little ass. his merengue is gettiing pretty good for a 2 yr old. it's hell on my knees, but well worth the result.

[progmom]

71. Pick up "Live & Early Singles"

It's on Henry Rollins' 2.13.61 label (he's a huge Trouble Funk fan).

[bettyellen]

74. will do, thanks jess!

you the best. you and yvr, i can't leave her out, ya know.....

[progmom]

75. yeah - she pouts

(i am the same way, sadly)

[yvr girl]

59. hmph

Sure declare your love for Progmom. Fine. Whatever.

[bettyellen]

64. you're my crib-sister, yvr. i didn't think you would doubt my deep and

abiding affection. sometimes i forget, you need the extra attention. :hug:

[yvr girl]

65. I'm like an only child

except for the 4 older brothers.

Thanks Sweets. :hug:

[yvr girl]

63. She didn't even use your technique

The Internets were broken or something.

[Wapsie B]

47. I was trying to post something last night

and might've gotten caught up in the same thing. Kept getting this error message for a little while. How does one know if they've been temporarily tombstoned?

[supernova]

54. I got error messages last night

when I tried to post, then DU didn't respond at all, so I went to bed. That was about 10:45.

I didn't get spammed out though, :P

Glad you're back on progmom, :hi:

[SOteric]

70. Welcome home.

:hug:

[ralps]

72. Welcome back progmom

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :loveya: :hug: