If only Dookus weren't gay.

[Maddy McCall]

I'd marry him...or at least propose. I just love the guy. What can I say? His taste and his acerbic wit, and his knowledge.

Yep. If only he weren't gay.

:loveya:

[Dookus]

1. But I am, Blanche...

I AMMM!!!!!

[Maddy McCall]

2. LOL! See?

Perfect guy for me. Just the gay thing in the way.

Remember our long-ago planned wedding? I offered you the trip to Exodus, all expenses paid.

I just don't feel like you're giving your 50% to this relationship.

:hug: You know I love ya, guy, and I'd never change you. :D

[Dookus]

3. I tried being not gay...

it didn't take. It was the longest 3 hours of my life.

Did you know there are FOUR friggin' quarters in a football game?

[Maddy McCall]

5. LMAO!

But I promised you that you could pick out whatever wedding dress you choose! I guess my generosity isn't good enough for you. Pout!

:D

[ForrestGump]

16. Dude, if there were THREE installments to a football game, they'd be

called thirds. Whaddya expect?

Hey...<spit>....how about those Bears.

[Dookus]

24. Bears?

Not really my thing...





But luckily, my boyfriend likes 'em :)

[ForrestGump]

48. Ahhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

(and, no...that is not an "ah" of the ecstatic kind)

Make the scary man go away!



Nice hat, though.

[Syrinx]

13. please pardon my interruption

I don't mean to hijack anything, but Maddy, I'm wondering if you got my pm the other day. It was nothing important. I'm just wondering if my signal is propagating. Thanks.

[Maddy McCall]

25. Oops. LEt me go check my PM RIGHT NOW.

If I got it and didn't respond, I apologize.

I would NEVER purposefully neglect to respond to my favorite neighbor, now would I?

:loveya:

[Seabiscuit]

52. "the trip to Exodus".... Where the * is "Exodus"????

[Maddy McCall]

58. Here's a link.

It's an old joke between Dook and myself. :D

http://www.exodus-international.org/

Edited to add: Puke alert.

[ForrestGump]

4. If only I were gay

I'd marry Dookus. :-)

[Maddy McCall]

6. Hey, That reminds me!

You're straight! Let's get married. We're both huge elvis fans. What more could one ask in a potential mate! :D :evilgrin:

How's life treating ya?

[ForrestGump]

12. Life...don't tell me about life

(intended reference to Marvin the Paranoid Android in the classic British miniseries version of Hitchhikers Guide..., though I may have the quote and the android's name wrong, 'cos it's been a long, long time since I even read the books)

Life's been better, that's for sure, but it's also been a bit worse, so let's look on the bright side (this latter a reference to soem other screen property that I can't remember right now).

And now you're suggesting marriage just so you can get your hands on my vial of genuine Elvis sweat? Huh! :P




Oh, I remember where that "look on the bright side" thing came from: The Life of Brian. No wonder I can't remember it...I never saw the film.

[Maddy McCall]

17. Dude, it comes with fringe benefits.

I am due to inherit a Jen-U-Wine one of a kind autographed photo of the King himself, from the Jackson, MS tornado concert.

It's my mom's. :D

Drop me a line, sometime. I've read some of your despondent posts of late, and I have been worried about ya.

MM

[ForrestGump]

47. You've got a fringe down....

Oh. Wait a minute. I see. I didn't mean what you thought I meant. Neither did you. :P

Most bodaciously cool, about the Jackson concert. Excellent!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. If only I were gay

um...wait....*backpedals*

[Maddy McCall]

10. LOL!

Where is the emoticon for "You so bad?"

[Dookus]

14. Your problem's not that you're gay

it's that you got a giggy. If you were a boy I'd marry you, at least for a week or two.

[ForrestGump]

20. I swear...

you and Britney (J-Lo, for that matter) are like twins in the matrimonial department. Fickle, fickle, fickle.

[Maddy McCall]

21. LOL!

Well, I did have a male student tell me that I am "da bomb."

Don't know exactly what giggy is, but I'll accept that as a compliment.

Nah, I'm creative enough that we could last for at LEAST a month. :D

[ForrestGump]

15. If only...um....this is confusing

Besides, I'd have to fight Misunderestimator for you and I've heard she's got a vicious right hook. :o

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

59. NSMA - check your inbox

It's about something you posted in ATA.

[khashka]

26. Hey I am gay

but Dookus won't marry me.

Which is probably a good thing since my feelings are less romantic than paternal. Like an indulgent father faced with an indignant shopkeeper. "Dookus is running wild, can't you control him?!" "But, but... he's just so cute!"


Khash.
(sorry Dookus :))

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. What kind of family have I been brought into?

My aunt wants to do my father? :o


:rofl:

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. You turned out alright

:silly:

[Maddy McCall]

11. Well, just consider me your third aunt twice-removed.

:D

[Huckebein the Raven]

19. Me or Rev ?

[Maddy McCall]

23. You, darlin.

Forgive me for that slip of the "post message" button. I'm kinda "giggy" right now. :D

[Huckebein the Raven]

28. It's quite alright

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Dookus is my bro.

So I'd be your sister in law!

Oh wait, he's gay.

NEVERMIND! You can NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER HAVE HIM!

Muwahahahahahahahahaha.

(You have things he's a bit weirded out by. I tried this with him, too, but ended up having to settle for a platonic relationship. Sob.)

[Skittles]

22. and that darn dog of his

too cute for words.

I know what you mean about the gay thing - I had such a hard time visiting gay friends in San Francisco - they'd introduce me to the cutest stud-muffins and darn I'd find out they were gay. *SIGH*

[Bouncy Ball]

27. I think a few of us should just adopt Dookus.

I'm not sure what the relationship would officially be, but we could get the legalities all worked out, right?

[Dookus]

29. Dookus has 5 mommies...

cool. Do I get inheritance rights?

[Bouncy Ball]

30. Of course.

Only the best for our Dookus.

[imenja]

31. If only Dookus didn't drive a Hummer . . .

I'd set him up with my brother. :evilgrin: :hide:

[Dookus]

32. Dookus don't drive no Hummer...

puh-leeze.

he's got a bitchin' car.

[imenja]

33. what is it?

[Dookus]

35. well

my regular day-to-day car is a Subaru Outback. But my fun car is a Jaguar XKR.

[imenja]

38. wow, impressive

Dookus is loaded. Is that one of the old Jaguar's, like Morse drives?

[Dookus]

43. No

it's a 2001. It's purty....

[imenja]

44. so would I be too nosy. . .

if I asked what you do for a living?

[Dookus]

46. I'm in the computer biz

in Silicon Valley.

[imenja]

50. having a marketable skill must be a wonderful thing

My brother also has a Jaguar, and he's in computers too.

This is mine. Only you have imagine it was once blue, now far less so, add a Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker, accessorized nicely with a wide assortment of dents, and a hood that doesn't quite close all the way. The lap of luxury.

[Dookus]

53. well

my skills are becoming less and less marketable. I just started a new job a few months ago after two years of unemployment.

[imenja]

54. well I'm very glad you got one

I know a lot of computer jobs have been outsourced to India. I guess I was assumed you were well-heeled because of your car.

[Dookus]

56. well

as the saying goes, I've been poor and I've been rich, and rich is better.

But I'm not rich now... but I don't have money worries, which is a great thing. I never had much money in my life until my late 30s, and I feel fortunate to have had it. I have a nice, small house, my cars and a motorcyle, and the cutest dog in the world. And three great cats.

[Maddy McCall]

34. Biting knuckle. Must resist very obvious and obscene

retort to this post. :D

[imenja]

36. it's a joke

no need to get upset. He seems to be taking it in the spirit in which it was intended.

[Maddy McCall]

40. No no no no no

You took it the wrong way. I was going to make a sex joke about it...but that would surely get this thread locked. :evilgrin:

[imenja]

42. lol

okay. Yes, we wouldn't want that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. Naughty!

:spank:


What will I do with you? :P

[Floogeldy]

37. If Dookus Weren't Gay . . .

. . . Maybe me and he would go out, get drunk, get into some fights, and have some wild sex with loose women!

Wait a minute. I don't do that. What was I thinking!!!

B-)

[Dookus]

45. Sure we can do that....

as long as you let me fuck you afterward.

[Skittles]

49. LOL..............DOOKUS

:thumbsup:

too f'ing FUNNY! :D

[Floogeldy]

55. My posts must be pretty good!

Since you would fuck me, sight unseen.

B-)

[Dookus]

57. It may have less to do

with the quality of your posts than the quality of my standards.

[RandomKoolzip]

39. What do you have against Dookus being happy?

[Maddy McCall]

41. I'm selfish. It's MY happiness that concerns me.

Seriously, I love the guy, and of course I want him to be happy, which, to my knowledge, he is.

:D