i don't get dirty PM's, will someone please step up and help??

[chickenscratching]

GO!



this is me waiting for dirty PM's.

[sniffa]

1. i tried

i guess i'LL have to get dirtier.

[chickenscratching]

5. i like it much much dirtier

roll around in it first:

[sniffa]

6. onLy if

you order me to.

[chickenscratching]

9. ok

but make sure you respond with, yes ma'am after everything.
now, PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!

[sniffa]

11. yes ma'am

can't i caLL you mistress chickenscratch?

[chickenscratching]

12. yes you may

now get DIRTY!

on edit: to make it easier, you may use mistress c

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. Is this a dirty enough PM for you?

[tjwmason]

4. Need to wash eyes, need to wash eyes

Just please tell me that poodle boy wasn't talking about king george when he made that hand gesture.

[chickenscratching]

7. mmm

he's like: "ooh, i can still smell the chickenscratching on my fingers!"

ps. what's long and green and smells like pig?

[TXlib]

14. ...And this is for the horse you rode in on!

[peekaloo]

3. well

[TXlib]

8. post your own pic and intimate you're a lesbian

or bisexual.

Then you'll get plenty of dirty PMs.

[SarahB]

10. I haven't seen you around for awhile.

:hi:

[TXlib]

16. been taking a break

How the hell have you been?

[SarahB]

18. I am moving later this week.

My divorce is final next month. I'm a little :crazy: right now, but ok. How's about you?

[chickenscratching]

13. kick

where are my dirty PM's people?

[sniffa]

15. i Love being kicked

[chickenscratching]

17. wanna get kicked

with my smellilicious feet?
i ache to bruise your body

[sniffa]

19. damn, you get hotter with each post

*drooL*

[chickenscratching]

20. what can i call you

when i kick you?
any special names?

[sniffa]

21. oooh, now we're taLking

i'LL have to save this for the dirty pms.