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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:50 PM
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Anything jesus does, i can do better!
:silly:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:51 PM
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1. I can do anything better than you... yes I can
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:51 PM
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2. WWND? (What Would Neoma Do?)
:shrug:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:52 PM
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3. If I send you a gallon of water,
will you turn it into a nice cabernet sauvignon?
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:53 PM
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4. Sure!
Edited on Sat Apr-09-05 08:56 PM by Neoma
*switches it with a gallon of grape juice in the fridge*
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:58 PM
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5. How good are you at dying on the cross to take away the sins of the world?
Shall we get started?
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:00 PM
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6. When you can rise from the dead, get back to me.
Until then, I remain unimpressed.

I'd ask you to forgive me, but I seriously doubt that would work.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:01 PM
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7. *ahem*
I could always clone myself.
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:02 PM
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8. well, he's been dead a long time
I'd hope you could do EVERYTHING better than he can!!!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:06 PM
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9. Puhleeze-you couldn't beat Our Lord & Savior(tm) in a spelling bee
:D
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:09 PM
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10. Sure, why not?
Not sure he got much education, did he?
:)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:16 PM
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11. How's your Aramaic?
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:18 PM
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12. ......
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