I Have Talked Several Friends Into Joining DU Lately.

[DistressedAmerican]

Where's my toaster? Am I a pusher?

[gizmo1979]

1. My friends are afraid they'll be put on a FBI watch

list if they join.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Not a problem,

if I'm nice to my surveillance team they will mow my yard for me.

[gizmo1979]

3. Do they rake also?

My yard needs raking maybe if I ask nice my team will rake.

[Dave Reynolds]

5. I tried to talk them into it,

but they say stuff like "that's out of my pay grade" or some such nonsense.

And forget about trying to get them to shovel snow....

[gizmo1979]

10. Man it's hard to find good spies these days!

[BikeWriter]

4. I found this forum because a troll came by my forum and said...

You #### liebrals sound like thos idoits at DU!!!!!

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Sometimes A Negative Recommendation From An Ass Is Better

than a positive one from a friend.

[SarahB]

7. You only get the toaster if...

they decide to explore outside the bounds of heteosexuality. You'll have to get some other special prize for this. :D

[DistressedAmerican]

8. What If I Can Get Them To Switch Teams As Well?

I Really Need A New Toaster!

[SarahB]

9. Then you've definitely got the toaster!

:D

[tjwmason]

11. Are they going to come and say hello?

If they do pop by, a very big "Welcome to D.U. :hi:" to you all from me.