If I'm correct, I'm Will Pitt's stepmom and Kleeb's step grandmother

[yvr girl]

Will is Kleeb's dad AND half-brother.

Matcom is SUCH a slut.

[Mrs.Matcom]

1. Totaly slutty

I can't believe he cheated on me with Will! :cry: I feel so used!

[yvr girl]

3. And Dookus and

me.

You should take him for everything he's worth.

[Mrs.Matcom]

4. OH NO!

that will leave me in the poor house!! WAAAAH!!!

[yvr girl]

6. Maybe you should just charge stud fees

Since he's making all these babies. You might as well profit from the rat bastard's infidelities.

[VelmaD]

5. See if you can't find the pictures...

you know he's got some stashed in his sock drawer. GREAT blackmail material. :evilgrin:

[WI_DEM]

2. Congratulations!!

You can't do better than Pitt and Kleeb.

[ret5hd]

7. ...and i'm my own grandpa!

[matcom]

8. yes

now MAKE ME A DAMNED TURKEY POT PIE!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

[yvr girl]

9. So that's the kind of guy you are

All I can say is....















Bite me!

[yvr girl]

10. Do you think I can ground them or anything?

Send them to their rooms without their beer?

[MrScorpio]

11. You can't watch the game without a scorecard

I need one for this debacle

[WilliamPitt]

12. I'm Kleeb's *dad*?

Poor bastard.

Should I make him go to his room?

[yvr girl]

15. You and Matcom

I guess you're both dads - not sure how that works exactly. Matcom got you pregnant though. (How was that?)

I think Kleeb spends too much time in his room. You should make him ask out three girls.

[WilliamPitt]

18. Matcom did *not* get me pregnant

Me pitcher, he catcher. Someone set me up the bomb.

[yvr girl]

19. So he lies too

He made claims. That's all I'm saying.

Let's face it - he used us both, and I feel sort of dirty.

[JohnKleeb]

22. So who's my real mom?

[yvr girl]

24. Do you remember the show 'My Two Dads'

You don't have a mommy.

[JohnKleeb]

27. I mean biologically

Like Pitt is obviously Albert to Matcom's Armand in this. Christ, I hope I don't fall for some conservative senator's daughter.

[yvr girl]

29. I think it was a biological oddity

You drink enough scotch and CRAZY things can happen.

[JohnKleeb]

32. That explaisn why I am such a freak then

[bettyellen]

37. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

damn it, you're funny.

[JohnKleeb]

38. I am at my most funny when I don't try to be

Would you believe that my dad allowed me to see that film when I was 9?

[WilliamPitt]

42. I pierced the toast.

[WilliamPitt]

25. It's...it's...it's...

Hang on, phone call. brb.

[JohnKleeb]

26. You better tell me!

[WilliamPitt]

28. Don't interrupt. I'm speaking to your mother.

She says hi.

[JohnKleeb]

30. Who is mom?

:(

[WilliamPitt]

31. I'm sorry. What were we talking about again?

[JohnKleeb]

33. how you're my *father* and you were talking to my ma

[WilliamPitt]

40. I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak up

[JohnKleeb]

43. WHO IS MY MOTHER

[WilliamPitt]

44. No, no, no. Who is on first.

Your mother doesn't play first.

[JohnKleeb]

45. Is mom a shortstop?

[yvr girl]

50. I don't give a damn

[WilliamPitt]

59. Yes. Derek Jeter is your mother.

[yvr girl]

46. What?

[JohnKleeb]

48. Its an old Abbout and Costello thingie

Apparently the first baseman really was Who. I still dont know who my mother is though :cry: and I am getting tired.

[yvr girl]

52. The correct response would have been

No, What is on second.

[yvr girl]

34. Is it possible you were pregnant and just too drunk to notice?

[bettyellen]

13. wow, and i thought my RL friends confused the shit out of me tonight.

and well, they really did, and i need to sleep that, but....
but anything they can do, you can do better.

[yvr girl]

16. Nothing to be confused about

Matcom is a slut and he 'spreads his seed far and wide.'

[SarahB]

17. seed

:7

[yvr girl]

21. You liked that did you?

[bettyellen]

20. i don't doubt it's possible, from what's been said about matcom.

but i think i need a complicated diagram to explain it all.
better yet, some pics?
i'm pretty non-verbal. yep, i need some pics to explain it all.

[yvr girl]

23. I tried to diagram it earlier

It just ended up being Matcom with lines connected all over the place.

[bettyellen]

35. and no pictures?....... well then i'm just lost, but it sounds like it'lll

be a fun BBQ, huh?

[yvr girl]

36. Does this mean I don't need any clothes for Sunday

What if it's cool out?

[bettyellen]

39. just dive into one of thoe bubble things and wear a a bunch of

grapes and mangoes to warm yer head..... that should do it.
thanks y'all for making my RL friends seem so goddamned normal all of a sudden.
everything is soooo relative.

[yvr girl]

41. uh....glad I could help

What are you trying to say about me? Should I be offended.

[bettyellen]

47. absolutely not........matcom and pitt and i guess that bastard kleeb

could be offended. but not you, sweetheart, no way.
you are just the stepmom. it's not your fault the forces of hell have wrought a child like kleeb.

[JohnKleeb]

49. HEY LOW BLOW!

:cry:

[bettyellen]

51. well matcom and pitt aren't married. i don't think. and you know, it's

just a label. it can't hurt you. we've discussed this,
you bastard.
see, that was okay, wasn't it?

[JohnKleeb]

53. I am getting tired

I think they are married though.

[yvr girl]

55. Maybe it's Darth Vadar

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

57. I don't think they can get married

Matcom is Will's dad too. (His other dad is Dookus)

[yvr girl]

54. You want to know the worst part...

It was over so fast with Matcom that I didn't even notice. If I'm going to get knocked-up, I should at least have a good time.

[bettyellen]

56. damn, did you blink? i've made that mistake......

boy, now that i have glasses i'm keeping my eyes open.

[yvr girl]

58. It only took 30 seconds

:cry:

[SarahB]

14. This place...

is freakishly incestuous at times!