My cat needs a voice, caption it, or else he only excepts hugs

[chickenscratching]

[bertha katzenengel]

1. That's it... come on... curl those fingers and scritch my belly... then --

your arm is MINE!

[chickenscratching]

6. you are so right on

because this cat likes to hump people (especially me)... i've had to burn many a limb after being humped by this fiend.....(though i love him so, his name is estebon, we tenderly call him bon-bon)

[bertha katzenengel]

10. Oh, is that the aggressive hormonal cat?!

Yikes. :scared:

Actually, I was thinking of my Toby: he grabs with his front claws, rakes with his back claws, and sinks in his fangs. All in a day's play. OW

[chickenscratching]

12. well...

it's weird, because he's fixed, but loves to be the dominant one. and though he acts like such a major badass, he's the biggest baby in the world.
it's hilarious though, he'll straddle you and then bite on to something (like a blanket) close his eyes (i know too graphic), and start humping yoU! after shoving him off, he gets supper pissed...grouchy kitty!

[peekaloo]

2. So I found a little blue pill on the floor today and ate it.

Twenty minutes later I got stuck like this.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. LOL

:bounce:

[chickenscratching]

7. Perfect

:thumbsup:

[pres2032]

3. "I'm waiting....."

[_TJ_]

4. Show me da way to go hoooooome.....

:D

[fudge stripe cookays]

8. Looks kinda like...

MissMillie's kitty.



I love that pose!
FSC

[chickenscratching]

11. that is adorable!

cats are CRAZY stretchers! i envy them so much.

[Jessica]

9. "Yeah, I'm stretched out on my back ...

But don't take this to mean you can pet my belly. Because, I swear to God, I'll bite you. Just try it."

[yellowdogintexas]

13. kitty cat belly mojo, rollin on the floor

kitty cat belly mojo, could you ask for more?


siren song of the cat: you will touch my belly, you will touch my belly, you will touch my belly......