My goal: Lose 200 pounds.

[elperromagico]

But first, I must gain 160.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

1. the gaining sounds like fun. try pizza and beer

[elperromagico]

2. The key, my friend, is to deep-fry everything.

[seemunkee]

4. The three basic food groups

Beer
Bacon
Fried

[Deja Q]

3. I bought 20 boxes of Peep Eggs when they were at clearance...

A huge honkin' milk chocolate egg with a peep inside. Each one is 400 calories and 35% fat.

I WAS going to make a diarama paying homage to the movie "Aliens", but maybe I won't... humanity is such a better cause than parody!

[tjwmason]

5. Come over to England

You can easily take £200 out of a cash-machine (it would be around $400), then I'll let you where to lose it.