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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:38 PM
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HEyHEY is on his deathbed - Ronnykmarshall can have my pogoball.
Edited on Tue Apr-05-05 07:40 PM by HEyHEY
My god it's worse. I made the voyage from Vancouver, leaving at 5:00 am to get to work and my boss took one look at me and said, "Don't take it personally, but you look like shit - why don't you go home."
As well, it was nice to hear him note, "We don't deduct for illness."
Good to know you're not working for dinks.
What really got me though was pulling into town and seeing a second election headquarters... dammit the election race is begining... and I'm all fucked up!
I can't even SMELL the vaporub on my chest.
But I rented Goodfellas and History of the world, so I'm all set for some healing.

EDIT: Can you get high on Nasal spray?...cause I thin I am.
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:40 PM
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1. The Pope got an Enzo Ferrari last year...
I'd gladly take it as an offering to the poor...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:42 PM
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2. I call dibs on getting to hit you with the hammer to make sure you're dead
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:43 PM
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3. Righto!
Make sure it's a new hammer though, I wanna get bonked with class.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:43 PM
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4. Can I have that one chick's panties?
:7
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:55 PM
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5. Chick's panties before or after the hammer bonking with class?
I'm very confused. Time off work and Nyquil and Burgundy and a chick's panties and a good hammer bonking with class ought to cure anything.... eh?

:P
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:56 PM
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6. I was gonna try to get em this weekend
But we partied too damned late!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 07:57 PM
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7. Can I have your gun?
That one in your HST pic, I mean.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 08:01 PM
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8. That's like an 1888 colt or something - it's not mine
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 08:02 PM
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9. I must have the same bug you do
I managed to drop that little blue bottle of vaporub on the bathroom floor where it shattered into a million tiny little nasty pieces of glass. I am still finding bits here and there with my feet. Unfortunately as a college teacher, if I call in sick I have to cancel class, and you know how unpopular that would be with my students. ;-)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 08:04 PM
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10. Stuff always breaks when you're at your weakest
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