For anyone who thinks Ashlee Simpson has a brain... read this

[LibraLiz1973]

http://www.mtv.com//bands/s/simpson_ashlee/news_feature_050328/?headlines=true

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. I don't CARE if she has a brain.

I don't care if she's an animatronic robot instead of a human (which wouldn't be that surprising...it's the next step in "manufactured celebrity"...)

[LibraLiz1973]

3. Okey dokey

[ronnykmarshall]

2. I'll take your word on this.

[LibraLiz1973]

5. It's pretty funny actually. Which is why I posted it.

The interviewer will ask her a question and then she has to ask her assistant Stephanie to answer. The interviewer is like WTF?

clip of interview

I ask Ashlee a question. There is a pause, then Ashlee turns to Stephanie.

"What am I afraid of?" Ashlee repeats to her assistant. The camera has been rolling for a few minutes by now.

"Heights?" Stephanie offers.

"No ..." Ashlee says.

"Well, you're not loving rodents, that's for damn sure."

"I know, but I can't say that because PETA will come after me," Ashlee says half-jokingly. She thinks for a good 10 or 15 seconds, her nostrils flare, then she finally puts the mic back up to her mouth and states with authority, "I'm scared of swimming in the ocean, because I'm always afraid that a shark is going to bite my leg." She laughs.

Another question: Knowing what she knows now, what advice would she give to her younger self?

Ashlee thinks for a while, the mic in her lap. "Ummm ... I don't ... what am I going to answer ..."

"Well, you've answered that question before in other interviews when we were overseas," Stephanie says, "and you always say that you would never change anything and that you would always tell yourself to be tough-skinned."

"OK," Ashlee says, "if I were to go back to the beginning of my career, I wouldn't change a thing, because everything that I have learned has made me so much stronger."

So yes, thank goodness for Stephanie.

[physioex]

4. Come on now....

This is just unbeleivable. What surprises me most about them is the fact that with little or no talent both sisters are able to get their faces on TV.....

[Dave Reynolds]

6. But they sell more records than Oasis.

Sorry, I'm locked in a theme.

[pretzel4gore]

7. inspired by junior....

i say 'go girls...maybe you can be president one day, or even be a star of your own newsmagazine show!' (face the nation, meat the prez?)
Really, ashleee simpson is a hard working PRO compared to pig russert, or bob 'which asscheek can i kiss mr prez?' scheiffer or les blitzer, or peter '$28k/day whore' jenning or omg novak, or bill orally, or brite hum or ...well anyone of the name media personalities....as very well paid 'journalists' these incompetent bastards set standards the yellow press of robber baron times would be ashamed of....