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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 09:13 AM
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The "Sincere Condolences" CAPTION

"...and based on the quality minutes I spent with him, I know
he would have supported it. So, the best way we Americans
can honor the memory of the late His Popeness (teary sniffle)
...is to finally accept my scheme for Social Security."
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 09:15 AM
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1. What fucking phonies
They weren't that emotionally involved with the Pope. Bush cares nothing for any religion, he wouldn't be sorry if his own minister died..
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 09:17 AM
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2. "I remember the support he gave for Disarming Iraq.."
"John Paul George was one of my closest friends... We spoke at least once a week..."
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Aiptasia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 09:18 AM
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3. I guess the "Does the pope wear a funny hat?" jokes are out..
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 09:21 AM
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4. I spoke with Ringo by phone today and offered our condolences.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 10:47 AM
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5. "I'm nominatin' our good family friend, Rev. Moon, for Pope."
Edited on Mon Apr-04-05 10:49 AM by BringEmOn
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 10:49 AM
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6. Dubya is "thinking":
"Damn...that Condi."

Laura is thinking: "Shit, shit...the Xanax is wearing off!"
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