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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:32 PM Original message |
I'm the Bartender in Hell. What'll it be? |
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yewberry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. If you actually are a bartender in Hell |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:39 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. It's frozen here, baby. |
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mitchtv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'll have a John Paul special |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. I'm CUTTING YOU OFF. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
3. A Sex on the Sulphur |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. OK!!!!!!!!!! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:03 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. OOh! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:12 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I heard you loud and clear- |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:15 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I hate licorice jellybeans |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. I'm sorry, sweetie- |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:08 PM Response to Reply #25 |
32. only if he has an apple in his mouth, and only because |
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Longgrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
5. I told you earlier non-alcoholic beer |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:47 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Here you go, precious. |
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Longgrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:49 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. What no alcohol, No cigarette... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. LLLOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!! |
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Longgrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:01 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. All I have to tip you with is this can of Norwegian Sardines |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:25 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. If you don't pipe down, you maniac, you're going to have to |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:50 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. No! They're mine!!! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:14 PM Response to Reply #26 |
35. Here. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. Thank you, Devilish One |
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joefree1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. I have a "Bloody Hell" please |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:04 PM Response to Reply #6 |
17. Ohhhhhhhhhhh! |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
8. A shot of everything you've got |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. how about the foot? |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 02:51 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Groovy! |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
20. How about a Death in the Afternoon |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. ONE BATH IN THE AFTERNOON! |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
22. I really need a marg on the rocks. Please make sure the rocks are ice. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:32 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Oh, Shit, Bertha- |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:34 PM Response to Reply #24 |
39. Rise, slave. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:27 PM Response to Reply #39 |
49. Bertha- |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
27. Hey about a Hellini? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:58 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. A Hellini- |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:09 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. OMG! This is the recipe for a Hellini, I saw |
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jmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
28. Coors Light. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:09 PM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Here's your Coors light- |
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Corey_Baker08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
30. I'll have an OHIO |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:27 PM Response to Reply #30 |
37. COREY BAKER, YOU ARE UNDERAGE! |
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Corey_Baker08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:41 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Sorry, are you gonna Call My Parents? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:01 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. Yeah, I'LL CALL YOUR PARENTS- |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
31. A good glass of Chianti wine -- |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:37 PM Response to Reply #31 |
40. Radio_Lady- |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:42 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. I have no idea where you live -- or if you are speaking in jest -- |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:06 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. Hi, Lady! The bartender in Hell speaks in jest- |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:10 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Got it! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:16 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. HEY, wonderful!!!!!!!!! |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:35 PM Response to Reply #48 |
52. One of my best friends is Nosmo King -- sorry! |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
36. A shot of sulfuric acid, with a battery acid chaser |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:34 PM Response to Reply #36 |
51. Here's your peppermint schnapps |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
43. Lighter fluid. In a dirty glass! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:09 AM Response to Reply #43 |
56. Coming up!!!!! Hold on a minute while I flambe if for ya- |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
45. Peppermint Schnapes and Mt Dew |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 09:40 PM Response to Reply #45 |
54. Green Goddamns, straight up |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #54 |
60. WE HAVE A TRASHCAN FULL OF THAT! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 11:43 PM Response to Reply #45 |
55. here's some dishwater, me love, |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
50. I found a site where I can make my own liqueur |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:17 AM Response to Reply #50 |
57. Then you must have come here for the OASIS!!!!!!!!! |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-02-05 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
53. That guy over there in red with the pointy beard said to remind you... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:04 AM Response to Reply #53 |
62. Then I'm going to mix you a special-pineapple |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:42 AM Response to Reply #53 |
64. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
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really-looney (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:20 AM Response to Original message |
58. Saturday Night Special |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:10 AM Response to Reply #58 |
63. really-looney- |
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Kire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
59. Fire Water |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:58 AM Response to Reply #59 |
61. here ya go, my sweet- |
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vs the introvore (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
65. habanero & ayahuasca, please. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:59 AM Response to Reply #65 |
67. sweetheart- |
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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:53 AM Response to Original message |
66. A cabernet, barkeep! |
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