If you ain't the lead goose chick the view never changes

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A man takes his goose chicks for a walk Tuesday March 16, 2004, in Taiping, about 1800 kilometers ( about 1100 miles) south of Beijing, China. China declared victory Tuesday in its fight against bird flu, saying it had 'stamped out' all of its known cases. But the government warned against relaxing vigilance, saying coming warm weather could bring new cases.(AP Photo/Eugene Hoshiko)



Emperor penguins look up at a giant imposter at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo, Japan. Zoo director Teruyuki Komiya dressed up for a stint in the penguin enclosure for the annual April Fool event to display a human being at the zoo(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno)