I want to bear Tucker Carlson's Love Child

[KitchenWitch]

[elshiva]

1. April Fools, I hope!

MotherTucker can have your child.

[KitchenWitch]

3. most definitely April Fools

I have had several rants about Sucker Carlson here on DU

[mitchtv]

2. get out the tweezers and magnifying glass

lol

[tinfoilinfor2005]

4. hope you are a trucker...

Then we could call it "Trucker Tucker's Love Child" or...another April Fool's Joke!

On edit, be careful with trying to go any further with the poetry since that could be construed as "sex jokes..." LOL

[Lex]

5. Did you know Tucker has like 7 kids or something?

I couldn't believe it.

[jmcon007]

6. would he have to keep his bow tie on?

[KitchenWitch]

7. of course

the bowties would be an important prop!

[crispini]

10. Brrrrrr!

I feel turned on and nauseous at the same time. :scared:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

12. Punk punk Bow bunk, banana bana fo funk

of course, Bow stays on...

[progmom]

8. Wouldn't that be a HATE child?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

9. More like a pity child

You all have heard the term "Pity Fuck"

[mykpart]

11. Do you think he removes that insipid little bow tie

when he has sex?

[elshiva]

13. No! Never!