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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:26 PM
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If Bill O'really should lapse into
a persistent vegetative state should he be kept on a vibrator? Also if he should travel in Alabama can he carry his vibrator if he's licensed in another state?
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WildClarySage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:28 PM
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1. whaddy mean,
if? I thought he was already a useless vegetable hooked permanently to a vibrator?
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:30 PM
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2. lol
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:33 PM
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3. brava!
you beat me to it!

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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:35 PM
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4. How ya gonna get a falafel down his feeding tube?
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:37 PM
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5. ROTFLMAO. The funniest thread all week. Almost fell off my chair.
Soooooooo glad no food or drink in my mouth...
:yourock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Panda1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:38 PM
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6. Isn't he already a vegetable?
And he's giving vibrators a bad name.
I resent that.

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 06:40 PM
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7. There are VCPs (Vibrator Check Points) at State borders
on every interstate, manned by our remaining 17 State Troopers.

Oh yeah, if you want to blast through our fair state at 150 mph, knee-walking drunk, have at it. We're bankrupt and no longer have NEAR enough staties to even begin to patrol our highways.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 09:06 PM
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8. How about if he lapses into a fair, clear thinking individual??
What do we do then??
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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:06 PM
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10. Hadn't even considered that as a possibility
Experts agree that based upon the huge volume of hot air that has escaped from his pie-hole, the likelihood of ever becoming again human is remote. We are asking people to pray though and to never give up hope.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 09:07 PM
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9. only if we can fill his feeding tube with falafel!
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:08 PM
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11. he can carry his vibrator in Alabama as long as he doesn't
conceal it. :rofl:
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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:30 PM
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12. Oh like Pancho in "Pancho and Lefty"
that "Wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel"
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