Do you require a DU stalker?

[datasuspect]

i promise to follow you around throughout your daily routine.

move things around in your house.

capture your i.p. and trace you to your home address so i can leave "cute" messages on your car window.

i'll always call. and hang up. 50 times a day.

you'll never feel "alone."

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. And I promise to kick you. really hard. And then call the cops.

:hi:

[datasuspect]

2. i feel a strange (and very fast) affinity between us . . .

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. It'll be fun!

:bounce:

[datasuspect]

6. fun is my middle name

my last name is well-oiled and chiseled

[eek MD]

3. just don't go drinkin' my beer......

:)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. I've had one of those

Ex-boyfriend who wanted to break up, yet couldn't let go without having the last say. Not fun.

[datasuspect]

7. i'm sorry about that

i'm just joking in this thread though.

luv on ya

[hippiechick]

8. No thanks, already had one of those ...

Never could figure out what their issue was ... and I don't even know if they're around anymore (thank Goddess for the Ignore feature!)


:scared:

[BlueIris]

9. I had to have law enforcement officers

speak with my RL stalker today, so, I don't need another. He's gone, thank goodness, the police around here are pros, (in addition to being GOOD DEMOCRATS--yeah, you read that correctly) but I'm still seething that the worthless little dipshit thought I was that vulnerable.