Tell me a funny joke or...

[Dookus]

I'll kick this dog

[CO Liberal]

1. How Can You Tell There's a Party At Michael Jackson's House?

There are a lot of Big Wheels parked outside.

[dean_dem]

2. Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar...

As he is about to call it a night, the bartender asks "One more for the road, Mr. Descartes?"
Descartes says, "I think not" and poof!...disappears.




I guess the dog is getting kicked.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Nice avatar, tho I like "Hatful of Hollow" and "The Queen Is Dead" better.

[dean_dem]

11. I know I'm on my own with that one.

But any album that has both "Paint a Vulgar Picture" and "Stop Me If You Think..." is the best Smiths album.

[mark414]

8. you're in the wrong forum for this joke

but haha i thought it was funny

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=322

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. It's ugly. Kick at will. (nt)

[Dookus]

4. you made

my puppy cry. I hope you're happy.

[XNASA]

6. Scottish Joke

Jamie burst into the house and proudly announced to his father, "I ran home behind the bus and saved ten pence." To which his father replied, "You could have done better son. You could have run home behind a taxi and saved five pounds."

[ewagner]

7. go ahead and try....

I'll bet the dog rips your leg off and beats you with it......

[Willy Lee]

9. What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh

I hope your AWESOME dog doesn't hate me for that!

[CO Liberal]

10. What Do You Call a Deer With no Eyes?

No Eye Deer.

:-)

[sniffa]

12. a deer with no Legs and no eyes

stiLL no idea

[Willy Lee]

13. I just got it...

:rofl: