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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 01:50 AM
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SO some dumb-ass lawyer
say's Terri said, "Let me live" when they yanked the tube huh? Someone yanks my tube after 15 years on food goo and my first words are going to be, "Someone bring me a fuckin' cheeseburger"
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 02:04 AM
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1. Funny ... I just turned to my husband ..
and said, "if you ever want to shove something down my piehole or feeding tube or whatever ... or I get one last thing to eat on this Earth ... see that beautiful cake with buttercream frosting that Alton Brown is making on the Food Channel right now .... that's what I want."

Laughing hard right now ...

And, hey, watch what you say about lawyers!

(Just kidding - hopefully I'm going to be one soon.)

Take Care,

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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 02:09 AM
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2. I respect
good lawyers, there are tons of them around. The ones I have a problem with are the ones who lie in court about a woman who hasn't been able to talk or think for like 17 years just popping up and saying "put that tube back, dessert hasn't been pumped yet".

I can't believe that lawyer hasn't been charged with perjury yet.

About your cake, I bet buttercream pumps nicely. Can a T-bone be pumped?
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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 02:12 AM
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3. what scared me, is I have a problem with people being this evil.
It's just like Hitler said, the bigger the lie the more believable.

Because that is a whopper if you listen to the first doctor and to the guardian. And I just can't understand how anyone can be *that* evil to lie like that.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 11:48 AM
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4. Well said, Michael Harris.
If I can still eat, I want a prime rib special at Texas Lil's, with a bake potato, and a salad with extra bleu cheese dressing, and an applie crisp desert.

Then maybe I'll go home and have the cake (losing weight now - can you tell?).
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 12:09 PM
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5. Rest in peace, Terry. And may the healing of the living begin. n/t
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